Summary: Renee has sent some old home videos of Bella and friends. The Cullen's want to watch
Them!
Me: As much as I hate to say this I don't own Twilight that great honor has been taken !
Summary of Chapter: Bella gets a package of home videos from Renee and the Cullen's well Alice decides to watch the, and drag the Cullen's along. Bella CURSING AND FIGHTING Renee!
Bella Bee
Chapter 1: 'Eat some peas for mommy… or Not"
Bella's POV
Ding-Ding
Dam it just as I was getting comfortable someone want to ring the dang bell. A UPS guy was standing there holding a box and that signing paper sheet thing. "Umm package for Isabella Swan…" Probably some clothes Alice order from me I thought. I signed my name and went to go put the box on my bed. I was walking up the stairs- well trying to walk up the stairs with a box without tripping. As I got to the landing I sighed and shook my head causing me to almost fall down the stairs. A pair of cool hands caught me and said "Be careful love" I smiled and said "Thanks Edward… What would I do with out you?" He chuckled "Love Alice and the family want you to come over to watch some home videos. Oh and bring the box.
~At the Cullen House~
I was sitting on my Edward's lap comfortable until Alice –that little pixie- grab the box and said "YAY I always wanted to see what you looked like as a baby!" Oh no we were watching my old home videos. I could feel myself blushing. Alice put the first video in and then said "We are going to watch them in order"
"Bella don't you want to eat some yummy peas for mommy?" Phil in the background was chuckling
"NO I WANT A COOKIE GOD DAM IT THIS FOOD TASTE LIKE SHIT!" "Bella language" Renee was trying to scold 3 year old me. I picked up the plate smiled and threw it at the wall "See mommy food all gone. NOW WHERE IS MY FUCKIN COOKIE BICTH" Phil was laughing loudly at the point and Renee shook her head and said "No cookies for Bella until she learns not to say bad words.. You're going in time out!" As soon as Renee touched me I went bananas! I threw my cup, fork, spoon, and bite Renee's neck and said "DON'T TOUCH ME! I PHILIE HEL HELP! DON'T LET THIS BICTH TAKE ME TO THAT FUCKING CHAIR SAVE ME BEFORE I THROW MY SHOE AT YOU" I threw my shoe at Phil and the camera went blank.
I blushed a deep shade of red. Emmet boomed with laughter. Soon everyone followed- even my Edward. "Bella what happened next" Emmet asked me "I bite her neck until she gave me a cookie!" Rosalie giggled and said "All for a little cookie Bella really! You sure you weren't possessed our something I mean come on you called her a bicth and cursed for no reason!" I blushed furiously and said "I wasn't possessed Rose I just really wanted a cookie!" Edward said "Leave her alone! So what if she was a problem psycho toddler al least she cooled down now!" Jasper looked around and said "AWKWARDDDDDDDDDDDDD!"
"Moving on lets watch the next video it's called "Bella's first fight!"
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