A.N. Hello, I'm back! So this is my second oneshot. This one is about Latvia. Coz I'm from Latvia and I have my pride. So you all think that Latvia is a crybaby. Maybe he was one. But then a miracle happened and he became independent and an asshole. This oneshot is rated M because of Latvia's mouth. And now I'll shut up and let you read.
"This is England talking"
-This is Latvia …talking?
…. And that`s Latvia`s boss answering.
Latvia's true colors
It was noisy as usual at the world meeting. But when a certain Latvian showed the door open with a loud BANG everyone shushed up. They all fixed their eyes on the small nation. He was furiously stumping and screaming in his phone. It seemed like Latvia didn`t notice the other nations at all. America wanted to say something but was stopped by England who whispered "this could be interesting". Taking the note, others shut up as well. Now they were all listening to what the small teenage country (that`s independent) was saying, more like screaming in his phone. Oh, the poor nations. They couldn`t understand a thing Latvia was saying. So someone took notes and another one (Iceland) videotaped it, and decided to show them to Latvia's brothers.
-Zini, man pie pakaļas ko tu par to domā!
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-Ej izpis savu sievu!
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-PROTAMS!
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-Zini man par to nospļauties!
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-Ir gan!
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-Un tagad tu sāc par to interesēties?
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-Tu esi gatavais āpsis!
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-Saukšu tevi kā gribēšu!
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-A man pohuj ka tu skaities mans boss!
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-Pats nerunā pretī!
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-Tiešām?
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-Tik pamēģini…
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-Atsūkā manas olas!
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-Un vispār, ej ieskrieties!
He shouted. Poison in his voice, a grin on his face. Then he furiously shoot his phone closed and sighed in annoyance.
-Stulbais kretīns. - He mumbled to himself. Then he saw the other nations and flushed with embarrassment.
-I'm sorry for my behavior. I was just talking to my boss. Nothing important actually.- he said with an innocent smile. And so the meeting went on.
After the meeting the other nations cough both – Lithuania, and Estonia, and demanded them to translate the notes and the record in English. Boy, where they in for a BIG surprise….
A.N. so how did you like it? Remember to R&R if you have the time.
Here are the translations.
Zini, man pie pakaļas ko tu par to domā!-You know what, I don`t give a shit about what you think!
Ej izpis savu sievu!-Go fuck your wife!
PROTAMS!-BUT OF COURSE!
Zini man par to nospļauties!-I don`t give a fuck about it!
Ir gan!-Yes, it is!
Un tagad tu sāc par to interesēties?-And now you start to think about it?
Tu esi gatavais āpsis!-You`re a fucking moron!
Saukšu tevi kā gribēšu!-I`ll call you how I want to!
A man pohuj ka tu skaities mans boss!-I don`t fucking care that you count as my boss!
Pats nerunā pretī!-Don`t talk back yourself!
Tiešām?-Really?
Tik pamēģini…-Oh just you try…
Atsūkā manas olas!-Suck my balls!
Un vispār, ej ieskrieties!-Just go fuck yourself!
Stulbais kretīns.-stupid bastard!
Tnx for reading this oneshot. Now you get a cookie baked by an enslaved Russia!
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