Vell, it seems like zhat fat old Major has finally lent me his computer. Isn't he vunderful? I could get into all zhe details of vhy he ist zhe best leader ever, but I don't vant to scare zhe fans avay before zhe fun even starts.
But anyvays, he's going to let me use his computer for an hour every veek from now on. I never zhought zhe Major vould trust me vith his personal belongings again...at least, not after zhe time I broke his big comfy chair vhile spinning. But zhat's an entirely different story for a different time.
As I said before, vhat are you vaiting for? Ask me anyzhing! I shall be looking forvard to your questions. Until zhen, auf wiedersehen. =^-^=
