EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
HORTON
VS
HANK HILL
BEGIN

[HORTON]
OH LOOKY HERE IT A HUMAN NAME HANK
DRINKING SO MANY BEER LIKE HOMER IS A SHANK
DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL YOU NO GOOD WORKER
ALL YOU DO IS BUILD STUFF AND SUCK A BONER
AS AN ANIMALS LIFE IS WAY EASIER THAN YOU
HAVING BOBBY AS A CHILD MAKE THE HELL OUT OF YOU
YOU DRINK WITH YOUR FRIENDS THEY ARE FUCKING SHITTY GAY
I WILL SPLASH YOU OUT WITH MY ASS IT IS TODAY

[HANK HILL]
WHAT THE HELL IT HORTON THE ELEPHANT
YOU CARRY A SPECK ON A FLOWER THAT SHANK
YOU NEVER EVEN GIVE A CHANCE SAYING IT LOUDER
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR A FUCKING LITTLE COWARD
CAN YOU STOP BEING POPULAR IN BOOK AND MOVIE
YOU SOUND LIKE DUMBO GO BACK TO DISNEY
BETTER GET THE SHITTY CLOVER TO THE TOP OF THAT MOUNTAIN
OTHERWISE THE OTHER ANIMALS WILL KILL YOU LIKE A SIN

[HORTON]
DONT BE NATVIE HANK, WITH YOUR CURSING AND VIOLENCE
YOUR SHOW REALLY SUCK AND IT NEVER GIVE A CHANCE
YOU BELONG TO FOX GO BACK YOU BASTARD
GO BACK TO PETER GRIFFIN, ADAM GOLDBERG, MALCOLM, CLEVELAND, HOMER
YOUR WIFE IS A BITCH DOESNT GIVE A SHIT
YOUR SON GET IN TROUBLE IN SCHOOL THAT HIT
CANT YOU SEE YOU WHERE GLASSES JUST LIKE A NERD
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN JUST LIKE EXCALIBUR

[HANK HILL]
QUIT YOUR RAPING I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
I WILL GET MY GUN AND YOULL BE OUT OF TOWN
EVERYTIME THERE LITTLE PEOPLE INSIDE THE SPECK
WHY DONT YOU GO IN THERE JUST TO HAVE SEX
HOLY CRAP HORTON YOUR CRAZY AS A WACKO
YOU ARE JUST LIKE PINKIE, BILLY, BUBBLES, SHEEGWA, FLO AND ZO
I AM DONE RAPING HERE IT TIME FOR ME TO GO
SEE YOU IN HELL HORTON AND I TOOK YOUR SOUL

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE