Disclaimer: Don't own Ten Inch Hero

Author's Note: This is what I thought Priestly might have been thinking when he had to buy tampons.

Priestly started to slow down as he turned the isle where the tampons were at. He thought it was just going to be an easy mission; tampons, toilet paper, and mayonnaise but that wasn't the case. He stared wide eyed at all the different brand names and styles.

'How in the hell could there be so many?' he thought to himself in horror as his eyes were scanning the selection.

'Why is there bagged or boxed?' he thought then frowned. 'Girls must hoard a lot of toilet paper then.'

He started looking at the prices.

'How in the hell could some cost that much? What a rip off! No wonder chicks are bitchy when it's that time of the month.'

'I can't take this anymore. It's getting me a headache,' he thought setting the toilet paper and mayonnaise down and grabbing his cell phone out to call Tish.

'I'm never going to live this one down," he said dialing the shops number.