Author: Pirate Turner
Thanks To: My darling beloved Jack for discussing the title with me and helping to persuade me to go with my instincts; Our sister, Kim, for providing the right Spanish phrase; and Anneack for providing the inspirational challenges every week
Rating: PG for language
Summary: Inez, Mary, and Casey go through defense and anger management training.
Challenge: Anneack's Magnificent Seven Challenge for 5-26-10 to have one or more of the characters cross training in a 100-word drabble
Warnings: Drabble, AUish ATF
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Inez Recillos, Mary Travis, Casey Wells, and The Magnificent Seven are & TM CBS, The Mirisch Group, MGM, and Trilogy Entertainment, not the author. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
"If a man makes advances toward you that you do not want, what do you do?"
"Tell him to stop," Mary said.
"Yes. But if he doesn't - if he touches you?"
"Put him in a headlock!" Casey answered.
The instructor shook his head. "It could be turned against you."
"So what do you do?" Mary asked dryly.
"You firmly tell him 'no', get away from him, and report him."
"Pinche malla!" Inez exclaimed. "Kick him in the stones and be done with it!"
The instructor shook his head as they laughed. "Perhaps we had best try your anger management training session first instead."
The End
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