I got inspired by two great stories to write this, I cannot remember the names so I will write them here next time. Anyway, you must luff the story it makes my eyes bleed.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, I would live in a mansion with room service and a plasma screen television, but I do not own Naruto, SO I DON'T HAVE ROOM SERVICE!

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How quiet, how peaceful, with the birds chirping and the peaceful sound of the outside garden, not to mention the feeling of someone looming over you. No nothing mor-, WAIT HOLD ON! His eyes shot opened and fell out of bed in shock.

"SASU-KUN!" the high-pitched chibi voice sounded making him shiver. "TIME TO GET UP MY SWEETY!" The person chirped squeezing his cheeks.

"GOD, MOM!" Shouted an angry Uchiha slapping away his mother's hands. His so called 'mother' sniffed loudly and started to wail.

"SASUKE-KUN, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP!" she sobbed flopping down on his now vacant bed. Sasuke looked uncertain, got up, which was not easy job speaking for being tied up in his blankets.

After managing to get up him staggered over to his mom and patted her on the back. "Mom, it's okay, I'm…I'm… I'm sorry." he said somewhat quickly. Instantly his mom jumped up and glomped the sixteen-year-old boy.

"OH SASUKE-KUN, I KNEW I RAISED YOU WELL!" she yelled ecstatic as Sasuke gasped for breath for his mom was squeezing his guts out.

"M-mom, please l-let g-go!" he gasped desperately trying to move his limbs. The thirty-five year old let go abruptly and smiled at him as he sunk to the ground.

"You have your first day of your new school today grouchy pants, you should get ready, it's already 4 a.m.," she said matter of fatly. Sasuke gaped wordlessly he tried to reason with her. "You have to brush your teeth, take a shower, and get dressed in your uniform, look in the mirror, well in my case that would take about an hour to look in the mirror." She said tilting her head and pointing at her self. "Comb your hair, eat your breakfast…" She ranted endlessly.

"MOM!" The Uchiha shouted putting up to hands. She sniffed as her eyes filled with tears.

"UGH" he thought, "Dang her and her mood swings."


"What's so funny?" asked Sasuke raising his eyebrows at his hysteric older brother. He was rolling on the kitchen floor clutching his side and laughing like there was no tomorrow. Now getting annoyed he kicked His brother roughly making his laughing subside a bit considering he was able to sit up and try to gasp for breath.

"Y-you!" he managed to say between fits of giggles. "Pink!" he said then started to burst out laughing again. It was all Sasuke needed to know; he absolutely hated the color pink. Even thinking about it made him shudder. Running over to the closest mirror, this was placed conveniently 5 feet from him.

He gasped and twitched. His face was covered with pink, pick nose, pink lips. He started to shake uncontrollably as he dashed to a bathroom in his mansion.

After ten minutes of scrubbing relentlessly, he put down the pink stained cloth with the words embroidered: Sasuke Uchiha. His face now clear of pink he checked his watch. 7:55! Sasuke gasped and charged out of his bathroom door and into the kitchen grabbing a doughnut out of Itachi's loose grip ignoring his protest, Sasuke raced out the door.

"BYE SASUKE-KUN!" his mother chirped as he slammed the door and raced to his new school.


Recently his mom had gotten married to a rich millionaire. Moving into a mansion finally away from his old school full of mindless sluts begging for their "Sasuke-kun" not to leave them. Smirking mildy he wondered if this school would be the same.

Noticing that he had been spacing, his feet carried him into a dark corner of town. A Few dark figures lurked in and out of the shadows. He never liked this part of the town. Quickly remembering his dilemma he sped off in search for his new so called 'school.'


"Holy…" Sasuke said his jaw dropped. He was standing in something of a castle, but from the twenty-first century. Royalty could have been spoiled. It was the biggest thing Sasuke had ever seen, and has seen big things. ((-Nudges-, get what I mean?)) Shaking his head he charged up the steps, mind you that took a very long time. Wondering vaguely if he should start out nice for the teachers' sake.

Opening the double doors he heard chatter. As soon as he walked in it died away. Girls gaped. Boys glared. It all happed in a whoosh of color. Fifty girls had swarmed him and were now popping questions.

"WHATS YOUR NAME!?"

"WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER!?"

"ARE YOU SINGLE?!"

Sasuke was surprised a few people were not crowded around him. Over the heads of the fan girls he could see, a blue headed girl. "Psh" he thought "No wonder she's not coming to me." The girl seemed to have no pupils. Sasuke silently checked her off the list.

A blonde who he thought should be over in this crowd was talking to a somewhat shorter girl with to Chinese buns on either side of her head. Scowling Sasuke checked the shorter girl off the list for lack of breasts, however he pondered the blonde.

This all happed so fast he it took him a few seconds to calculate what had just happed. A flash of pink, then the blonde was gone. Rubbing his eyes he looked at panda buns. She looked as if this happed everyday.

Sasuke grew tired of his high-pitched questions and decided to push himself through the crowd. The inside of the building was as spectacular as the outside, keeping his cool he slipped his hands into his uniform pockets and coolly walking down the hall.

"Okay, where the heck am I?" he asked himself. The office should be here somewhere he contemplated. "WHY MUST THE RICH MAKE THINGS SO BIG!?" Sasuke cool on the outside, frantic on the inside. The bell was going to ring any second.

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BRING!

He sighed and looked up to sigh again with relief. There was a sign on a door labeled, MAIN OFFICE. Pushing open the door he was used to the shock of the fancy stuff.

"Ahem." He coughed making his presence known." A chubby lady in her 40's looked up and said smiling.

"You must be Sasuke, how pleasant to see you, your schedule is right here." She said indicating a paper on the fax machine. Picking it up Sasuke left without a back word glance as he read his first class.

Kakashi-home room-8:15-9:45- room 276 9th grade hall. Looking left he saw the number 4518. He inwardly groaned, maybe he would never even make it to first period. He hoped so.

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Ha-ha, you know you luff meh story!

A/N: My story, chapter eight of "Wonderfully cold disaster" will be up soon, don't worry, I just am to lazy to update