French-fried Gaara

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, VILLAGES, OR OTHER THINGS. Except our souls or maybe not. The devil and camera have those.

One day Liz invited Gaara, her boyfriend, for dinner. She was going to introduce him to American cuisine. That being French fires. Dun dun dun! She was also inviting two friends. One is Kakashi's girlfriend, Alex, from the Mist village and Denisha, Kiba's girlfriend, from the Leaf village. Denisha and Alex arrived early to help out, it so happened that Denisha was being a NINNY MUGGON COTTON HEAD by not helping. Soon after we finally finished the food Gaara arrived in his "almighty kazekage glory". "Hello Gaara" Liz said slyly. Garra backs away slowly. He hears a ripping sound from behind. "Bring it on!" Gaara challenges. Then a second later he tacked to the ground to the ground by Alex and Liz. "Why? " Gaara asks as he was restrained to the chair by duck tape. "This is for your own good Gaara," Liz said as she held a plat of hot, steamy, delicious FRENCH-FRIES. "What is that Gaara," asks? "French-fries!" Alex said with a smirk. As Gaara's mouth watered causing a puddle under him as Denisha teased him with French-fries. Then Liz snatched the french-fries from Denisha and shoved it in his mouth. They held their breaths, waiting for Gaara's response. "Well, do you like them," Liz asked? Gaara was silent for a moment. "No," He said. "What do you mean no,"Denisha said. "I don't like them. I love them,"Gaara replied. He ripped out of the tape and grabbed the plate. He ran off with it laughing manically. "Akward,"They all coursed together.

Gaara traveled through scorching heat, blistering cold (Gaara: Hey I never did that!) (Writers: Okay, we won't be so descriptive.) and made it to McDonalds. He ran in screaming like a maniac. "Give me your fries. I have sand and I not afraid to use it. Be afraid, very afraid,"Gaara yelled!" to be continued … will Gaara ever get his French-fries? Has Gaara finally lost it?

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!

Dun dun dun!!!!!!!!!