Ok, I always wrote poems and now I tried to write a story!

Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto. Sasuke doesn't either.


Naruto defeated Pain and brought Sasuke back--the rest of Akatsuki ran off and he didn't give a shit about them. For that, Tsunade gave him a laptop as a gift. Heh!

In hospital, Naruto leaned against his pillow and grinned evilly at his new laptop on his lap; bandages all over his both legs. Separated by a table with a vase of red roses given by Hinata, Sasuke's lying on another bed-his left leg covered by bandages- feeling jealous at the said laptop because Naruto hadn't say any words since their fight three days ago. He didn't like this situation, this awkward silence. It's hard to admit, but he missed the blond boy's voice. OK, maybe a bit!

"What are you doing?" he tried to start a conversation, after held his mouth for these three days. Forget about your Uchiha pride, he thought. Naruto kept busy on his own business as if he heard nothing. Does he hate me? No way, He's always determined to bring me back.

"Dobe, what are you doing?"

"Oi, Teme! Don't call me dobe," Naruto yelled, still looked at the laptop screen, "Or I'll break your another leg!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. That was a fight without intent to kill, they both knew it. Yamato, Sakura and Sai just watched their fight as if it was an action movie, some times Yamato yelled something like "Wrong move, Naruto!", Sakura shouted and screamed something like " Naruto baka! Don't punch Sasuke-kun's beautiful face!", and Sai sat down calmly and even ate popcorn. Heh!

"What are you doing? Your act is out of character." Sasuke stood up and walking towards Naruto's bed with a limp.

" No, I'm not," Naruto mumbled, "You're out of character!"

"What are you looking at?" the raven boy sat on the edge of Naruto's bed and gaze at the screen.

"Wha--???" he gawked. Wait!! Uchihas didn't gawk!! Naruto grinned.

"Why Sakura's picture is here? And she's kissing…you?"

"Hehehehe" Naruto chuckled, "It's called FanArt, Teme. I guess Naruto Shippuuden is very popular out there! See, how fast you get information with internet."

"It's disgusting!" Sasuke snorted. He felt like punching that laptop screen.

"Ah!" Naruto pouted, "You're just jealous!"

Sasuke's dumbfounded. Am I that obvious? He wondered.

"What the hell are you talking about, dobe?" he scowled, tried to hide crimson blushing on his cheek.

"You're jealous because Sakura's kissing me!"

Thank God, he's a dobe. Sasuke smirked, "Hn"

"But don't worry, teme, I think you'll like this one,"

Click.

Click.

"It's more disgusting!" Sasuke growled at the "SasuSaku's wet kiss" image. He felt like throwing up. Naruto frowned, "No, it's not! It's kind of romantic; kiss each other under a blooming cherry tree. And," hearts in Naruto's eyes," Sakura-chan looks GORGEOUS!!! But I want to kick you out of this picture!"

Sasuke's sweat dropped. "How could this dobe fall in love with that pink monster?" he muttered.

"Are you saying something, teme?"

"Hn,"

"Here we go again! Another 'Hn' and I'll punch your face!"

"Hn,"

"Hmmpp!!!" Naruto crossed his arms and pouted.

Those beautiful lips."Hn,"

"Whatever!" Naruto's back on his business, searched more pictures. Sasuke stood up and walked towards window. It's late in the afternoon. I'm home, Aniki, he whispered in his heart, how stupid I was. I believed in Madara's words and wanted to destroy this village, a place you'd protected with your life. Now I know, our clan was too dangerous. He sighed, somehow, I can't destroy a place where someone I love the most is living in. though he's such a dobe that

"Teme! Look at this!" Naruto called and then laughed.

I wish I didn't start a conversation. "What? Another stupid picture?" Sasuke peeped at the screen and then his eyes widened. Naruto shook his head, " Kiba kisses Shikamaru. Man, I think the world turns crazy now, don't you think, eh? And they call this Art !"

Sasuke couldn't say anything.

"Teme, are you okay?"

No, I'm not. "Hn"

"Heh! You should be out of character sometimes. I like you that way, dattebayo!"

The Uchiha winced and imagined he turned to rock Lee, said "youthful spirit" all day and he shuddered at that idea. No, he shook his head, I won't b

"Hey! What is this?"

Sasuke came closer, "What?"

Click.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Naruto screamed.

"WHAT THE HECK?" Sasuke blacked out. Kakashi and Sakura burst into the room panicly.

"Naruto baka! What's happened?" the pink-haired girl stared at unconscious raven boy on the floor, 'What have you done to Sasuke-kun?"

"We looked at this," Naruto showed the picture, "And he just blacked out."

Sakura shivered and Kakashi laughed, "I think Hokage-sama was drunk when she gave this laptop to you. Now you're as pervert as me,"

"No, She's not and no, I'm not!" The fox boy frowned, "This is not my fault at all. Beside what's kind of person who drew..."Naruto narrowed his blue eyes," a Naruto-and-Sasuke-is-making-love-in-bath-tub-Sasuke-is-the-uke-Picture?"

Kakashi laughed harder. Naruto just pouted and looked at Sakura who was standing still like a statue.

"Sakura-chan," Naruto pointed his finger to her, "You're bleeding, dattebayo!"

The End


Score:

Naruto's Laptop : 1

Sasuke Uchiha : 0


Thankz for reading my fic. Hey, do you see a button down there? It's cute, isn't it? Press it! C'mon, press it! Review please. Let me know what you think. And for your information, English isn't my mother language (.)