AN: I revised this chapter a little added a few words that didn't make a part of it last time. And also we have a disclaimer this time.
Disclaimer: The youthful explorations of the mind can not be awarded with punishment and with that said I don't own Naruto.
"Hey, Neko-chan where you going?" A big deep bass voice sounded through a small clearing in the woods around Konoha. If one followed the voice one might encounter two people in the clearing, one standing and one sitting. The sitting part of the two looked a little worried over where his partner was going.
"No where, Kitsune-san so stop worrying about me. I'm not a little girl who can't take care of herself" The grown woman said anger clear in her voice, which by the why went unnoticed by our young hero.
"Hai. Hai just don't get lost on your wanderings. The tenant's been less than happy to help me find you lately. The young man said with a slight smirk.
Now at this point something happened that our young hero didn't expect, the woman blushed! Now that was one of the unofficial signs of the world ending in his mind. Through all the years he'd worked with her he'd never seen her blush once. And this was including the time he walked into her naked in her room.
Now our young lady notices the dreamy look our young slow fox has. And a thought appears in this lovely lady's head. "He'd better not be thinking of the time when he walked in on me naked."
Alas at this point our young hero has a little drool coming from his mouth.
"Naruto-kuuuun." The long spoken word of kun quickly got our hero to the present day and when he sees a woman in front of him holding a kunai in one hand and what suspiciously looked like hand cuffs in the other.
"T-T-Tsum-Tsume-chan?!" Naruto said with fear of being castrated or worse. The woman started her slow approach to her prey, a little sway in her hips to keep him in place. Poor boy he was sitting there mesmerized by the gentle moving of the woman in front of him that he didn't notice the Kage bunshin that snuck up on from behind and tied him securely to the spot.
"Now, now what were you thinking back there?" Tsume asks with a sugar coated voice that hardly hides the violence promised if she gets the wrong answer.
Naruto curses his luck. One would've thought the training trip with the self proclaimed super pervert Jiraiya would've helped him in this situation, alas that was not meant to be. So the poor boy decides that honesty is the best answer after all it couldn't get him into more trouble right?
"I was thinking of a certain night about one year ago, Tsume-chan." Naruto answers boldly not notice the steadily building killer intent that is leaking out of Tsume at this point.
"Naruto!!!!" Tsume calls out in anger. If one could look into the eyes of said man you could see fear, and his ears drop at this point. At the moment Tsume sees this she can't help but scream. "Kawaii!" And all anger was lost on the world. Now to say Naruto was confused would be an understatement. The woman, who had been mere seconds from tearing his head off, was now petting him like crazy and it felt gooood.
Tsume hears something that hears like purring and can't help herself to pet the poor blonde more and at this point nine tails sprout from said blonde. The blonde acting more on instinct to get more of this good feeling starts to tickle Tsume. Tsume takes the hint and starts to pet his tails as well.
Now Tsume after gets her urge to pet cute, furry things sated. She stops most to the disappointment of our blonde hero; said boy tries to snuggle into her hands for more petting. Though Tsume has made her mind up and wants some answers.
"Naruto?" Tsume asks gently. Only response she gets is a small purr of recognition from Naruto.
"Mmm, Tsume?" Naruto answers still a little deep from the deep bliss that the petting brought on.
Author's Note:
This is my first fic, and no it isn't finished=)
When I'll update it tough i have no idea, and if you think its small you're not the only one.
Enjoyed it, hated it? let me know.
The M rating is for things that may come to be.
