Who IS John Malt, Anyway?
A story of "lemonish" ideas and nothing bad...yet
Written by:
Toni-Sama ¤_¤
Disclaimer: All characters © their respective owners. I own all generic peasants, shopkeepers, etc., As well as the Man in Black. Nothing else.
Chapter 1.
As is the case in most stories, it was a stormy night. The salesman had just finished cleaning up, and was about to close his shop, when He walked in. He was wearing the traditional black cloak, boots, and pants, bot his doublet was made of another material, almost like silk. It was also emblazoned with a motto of some kind, "Who is John Malt?" The shop keeper looked at him first with trepidation, then with anger.
br"What are you doing in here! We're closed!"/br
brThe man in black looked at him, smiling softly./br
br"You have something I desire...a book"/br
brThe seller grew fearful./br
br"But how did you-"/br
br"I know many things, most of which are forbidden...but I need the book. Sell it to me, or take the 'consequences'... "/br
br"okay, okay...just don't hurt me!"/br
brThe man in black smiled./br
br"Hurry up."/br
brMeanwhile, in another place and time:/br
brThe young redhead and her bodyguard were running through the streets, actively pursued by a large mob wielding clubs, swords, and various other sharp and pointy things.
The large blond spoke first./br
br"uh...Lina? Maybe you shouldn't have tried to show off in the middle of a large town..."/br
br"Shut up, Gourry! It's not like we DIDN'T need the money, or anything!"/br
br"But did you have to blow up the town center?"/br
br"Shut up, Yogurt brains!"/br
br"Wanna taste?"/br
br"Baka!"/br
brThe two continue to run, until a large blue hole comes up behind them. They never notice it. Neither do the townsfolk, who hit the back of it, smashing themselves beyond recognition./br
brYet again, in another place and time:/br
brAnother young redhead was busy punishing her counterpart./br
br"You Dummkopf! How many times must I tell you?!"/br
brThe young man cowered in the corner./br
br"Please, Asuka. I tried not to. Don't hurt me!"/br
brThe german looked at him, disgustedly./br
br"You're not worth hurting, you sniveling coward."/br
brAs she turned to pick up the remains of her favorite sweater from the dryer, an ominous blue light engulfed them. No one heard their shrieks for help, and they blacked out, only to awaken in another place. Shinji looked around, then found he was wearing his clothes, for once. Asuka was next to him, and he began to wonder. As he reached for her, she spoke./br
br"Don't even try it, dummkopf"/br
brShinji blushed bright for a few seconds, then stood up and looked around./br
brEnd Chapter 1./br
brSide story: for thanks./br
br (Brian is sitting on the couch, watching the End of Evangelion bootleg.)/br
br(doorbell rings) /br
brDoorbell: Ding Dong!/br
brB: I wonder who that is?/br
br(B. opens the door)/br
brAll: Surprise!/br
br(outside his door, Washu, Ryoko, 5 Catgirls, Asuka, and all the ladies from Love Hina)/br
brWashu: are you Beanster the Terrible?/br
brB. (Strikes a pose) Why, yes I am!/br
brWashu: (to others) Get Him!/br
br(all the girls pour through the door, tackling him to the ground)/br
brNaru: I wanna be in your next fic!/br
brRyoko: No, it'll be me!/br
brCatgirl 1: What about me, B.? Don't you love me?/br
brCatgirl 3: I know! I'll sleep with B if he puts me in his next fic!/br
brAll: I will! B, Sleep with us!/br
brB. (grins devilishly) Auditions for the next fic start in 5 minutes!/br
brAll: Yaay!/br
br(insert Lemony scene here)/br
brTo B./br
brDomo Arigato!!/br
A story of "lemonish" ideas and nothing bad...yet
Written by:
Toni-Sama ¤_¤
Disclaimer: All characters © their respective owners. I own all generic peasants, shopkeepers, etc., As well as the Man in Black. Nothing else.
Chapter 1.
As is the case in most stories, it was a stormy night. The salesman had just finished cleaning up, and was about to close his shop, when He walked in. He was wearing the traditional black cloak, boots, and pants, bot his doublet was made of another material, almost like silk. It was also emblazoned with a motto of some kind, "Who is John Malt?" The shop keeper looked at him first with trepidation, then with anger.
br"What are you doing in here! We're closed!"/br
brThe man in black looked at him, smiling softly./br
br"You have something I desire...a book"/br
brThe seller grew fearful./br
br"But how did you-"/br
br"I know many things, most of which are forbidden...but I need the book. Sell it to me, or take the 'consequences'... "/br
br"okay, okay...just don't hurt me!"/br
brThe man in black smiled./br
br"Hurry up."/br
brMeanwhile, in another place and time:/br
brThe young redhead and her bodyguard were running through the streets, actively pursued by a large mob wielding clubs, swords, and various other sharp and pointy things.
The large blond spoke first./br
br"uh...Lina? Maybe you shouldn't have tried to show off in the middle of a large town..."/br
br"Shut up, Gourry! It's not like we DIDN'T need the money, or anything!"/br
br"But did you have to blow up the town center?"/br
br"Shut up, Yogurt brains!"/br
br"Wanna taste?"/br
br"Baka!"/br
brThe two continue to run, until a large blue hole comes up behind them. They never notice it. Neither do the townsfolk, who hit the back of it, smashing themselves beyond recognition./br
brYet again, in another place and time:/br
brAnother young redhead was busy punishing her counterpart./br
br"You Dummkopf! How many times must I tell you?!"/br
brThe young man cowered in the corner./br
br"Please, Asuka. I tried not to. Don't hurt me!"/br
brThe german looked at him, disgustedly./br
br"You're not worth hurting, you sniveling coward."/br
brAs she turned to pick up the remains of her favorite sweater from the dryer, an ominous blue light engulfed them. No one heard their shrieks for help, and they blacked out, only to awaken in another place. Shinji looked around, then found he was wearing his clothes, for once. Asuka was next to him, and he began to wonder. As he reached for her, she spoke./br
br"Don't even try it, dummkopf"/br
brShinji blushed bright for a few seconds, then stood up and looked around./br
brEnd Chapter 1./br
brSide story: for thanks./br
br (Brian is sitting on the couch, watching the End of Evangelion bootleg.)/br
br(doorbell rings) /br
brDoorbell: Ding Dong!/br
brB: I wonder who that is?/br
br(B. opens the door)/br
brAll: Surprise!/br
br(outside his door, Washu, Ryoko, 5 Catgirls, Asuka, and all the ladies from Love Hina)/br
brWashu: are you Beanster the Terrible?/br
brB. (Strikes a pose) Why, yes I am!/br
brWashu: (to others) Get Him!/br
br(all the girls pour through the door, tackling him to the ground)/br
brNaru: I wanna be in your next fic!/br
brRyoko: No, it'll be me!/br
brCatgirl 1: What about me, B.? Don't you love me?/br
brCatgirl 3: I know! I'll sleep with B if he puts me in his next fic!/br
brAll: I will! B, Sleep with us!/br
brB. (grins devilishly) Auditions for the next fic start in 5 minutes!/br
brAll: Yaay!/br
br(insert Lemony scene here)/br
brTo B./br
brDomo Arigato!!/br
