Natsu laid in his bed and stared at the ceiling. He was bored. Why you ask? Well I'll tell you why.
All if his friends where 'busy' even Happy! Lucy was out shopping with Wendy. Erza is out looking for a new cake shop considering the other one shut down. Gray was with Juvia "training" and Happy was on a date with Carla.
It seemed like everyone had there own thing to do.
"I'm bored he whined. "Can't something interesting happen already?!"
Be careful what you wish for Natsu.
Right before Natsu was going to whine again his stomach rumbled. He sighed as he rubbed his stomach. "I guess I could go out to eat and put it on Grays tab." Natsu smirked at the idea.
Getting off of his bed he smiled as he walked out the door. It was about the middle of winter but the cold didn't effect him.
He wore his casual vest that showed his abs and chest with his puffy white pants and sandals.
This summer-ware in winter seemed weird to most people but he didn't care. He never feels cold.
Leaving his quiet home in the woods Natsu entered the noisy and packed place in the town. Christmas wasn't that far away and he guessed some people (a lot) liked to get the gifts early.
Bumping into people here and there Natsu finally managed to get to a restaurant. He's never been to this one before and it seemed kinda sketchy.
There where tons of guys with big tattoos and where the size of Elfman. But being the dense wizard he is, Natsu decided to still eat there.
He was brought to a table by a waitress wearing a skirt that would make Lucy's look like a very long dress. She wore a black belly shirt and she had short burgundy hair. She chewed on her gum and smiled at him. "What can I get ya sir?"
"Just some meat." He blankly said. "Well," she bent down and leaned on the table staring at him. "Do you want a drink?" She asked.
If only she knew that He had no clue she was trying to suduce him.
"I'll just have some water." He once again blankly said. The girl nodded and wondered why he acted so...normal. Shrugging it of she went to go place in his order.
She told the chief his order but the face she got from him was worrying. The usual funny chiefs face was pale. "That's the salamander." He whispered.
The woman's eyes widened. What was the salamander doing in a dark guild restaurant?
"What should we do?" She asked. The chief gave an evil grin. "Come a little closer." He whispered into her war and a smiled crept onto her face.
Back where Natsu was, he was waiting for his order that seemed to be taking a long time.
Natsu didn't know why but he felt an eerie feeling coming off of this place.
The waitress came back with 'water' and a plate full of meat. After saying thank you and all that good stuff he took a bite into the dry meat.
Natsu sighed. Why did his food have to be dry? Natsu took his glass of water and practically Drank it all in one sip. "Well that tasted horr-" he stopped o. The middle of the sentence and felt his throbbing head.
"Horr-" he tries to continue but that made it hurt even more. "Horrible?" The waitress sat in front of him with a smirk plastered across her face.
His vision now became blurry and once he tried to stand up he fell right back down. "Don't worry, the pain will go away soon."
And after that, he passed out.
Natsu POV
I woke up with a horrible headache. Great. Then I noticed something. Why was I in a forest at night?
Looking around I saw tall trees that towered above me. The snow fell down and added to the big pile that was already on me.
I don't really remember how I got outside and took a nap in the snow, but I knew one thing. It involved food.
Getting up I somehow felt heavy. And it was really hurting my back. I looked up at the sky and saw a full moon. That was my only light source right now. And even with it the trees above blocked out most of it. Making it hard to see.
I took a deep breath through my nose and could smell the guild. I smiled. I could also smell Lucy and the others too!
I started running and followed my nose instead of my eyes. I reached the town again. Hardly anybody was there but the people that where walking down the sidewalks gave me weird looks.
Some with their jaws dropped. Some drooling. And some even stopped and watched me pass by. And the majority of them was males!
"Gays." I muttered (AN: I have nothing against gays)
After what seemed like hours of walking I reached the guild. Obviously people where still partying this late at night. This is Fairy Tail after all.
"I'm back!" I shouted as I opened the doors. Why was my voice so high? I shrugged it off.
I looked around and saw people stating at me. "What?" I asked. There it is again with the high pitch. Master walked up to me with a light blush.
"And who might you be young lady?" He asked.
I glared at him. Lady? Did he see what I did not. It's not like I have boobs. "Gramps, you feeling okay? Because last time I checked I was a dude."
"Prove it then." Why did I need to prove it? "What the hell gramps can't you see I'm a," I looked down and saw them. Boobs?
"I'm a," I tried again but my gaze moved from my chest to my skinny arms. "I'm a," I lifted my hair to see it way longer than the last time I saw it.
My face grew pale and I let out a loud scream. Them I slapped my hand over my mouth. "That was high." Gramps looked at me like I was in drugs or something "are you feeling okay miss?" He asked taking a step forward.
I walked around him and was in the middle of the guild. All eyes where on me!
Macao was blushing along with 90% of the males and the girls looked away.
"IM A GIRL!?" I screamed. "B-B-BUT IM A GUY!" Everyone gave me confused looks. Loke popped out from nowhere and stood next to me. "Well Hel-o there!" I looked at him in disgust. "You perverted spirit! Lucy get him away from me!" I backed away from him.
Lucy looked at me with her jaw dropped. "How do you know my name?" She asked.
"What!? It's me!" I pointed to myself. She cocked her brow but then frowned. "Hey where did you get that scarf?"
"Duh, Igneel? Didn't I tell you guys that already?" I crossed my arms. Then gramps walked in front of me with wide eyes.
"Natsu?" He asked. I rolled my eyes. "Yeah?"
Canna spit out her drink while half of the men in the room collapsed or fainted. "W-What happened to you?!" Lucy ran over and closed my vest blushing. "I dunno."
Then Gray started bursting out laughing. I glared at him. "Wanna go Ice Prick!?" He smiled at me. "That's no way for a lady to talk!" He said before going into another laughing fit.
I clenched my fists and walked over to him. "Hey, hey," he picked up his hands and pushed the air telling me to stop. "Ur told me to never hit a girl." He cracked up from that one.
A vain popped out from my neck. "You!" I was about to swing until Erza stopped me. "Natsu," I looked at her with a frown. "You have to change into something else."
"What? Why?" Lucy came up from behind me and once again closed my vest. "You really don't know why Natsu?" She whined. "Nope." Erza took off my scarf and wrapped it around my bare chest.
She sighed and spun me around to look at all the guys in the guild.
Nosebleeds.
Nosebleeds everywhere.
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