Before I start this story, I would like to say something:

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"I never thought you'd stoop that low!" and then KRASH!

(Sonic OVA if you don't know)

Believe it or not. I think Tails should get more girls, seriously. Let's count the girls that he was with to begin:

Archie:
Fiona FoxBunnie Raboot (Maybe)
Barby Koala
Li-Moon
Mina Mongoose

Games:
Blaze the Cat
Cream the Rabbit
Rouge the Bat (Almost mostly...)
Wave the Swallow

Sonic X:
Cosmo the Seedarian

OVA:
Sara Robotnik (Tails! GET OFF!)

About the "Tails! GET OFF!" scene, here's a censorship explanation from Wikipedia: "During the second fight against Metal Sonic, Tails, after the Tornado is shot out of the sky, falls down a hill and starts to roll into a snowball and crashes into Sara and Knuckles. When the snowball clears, Tails is revealed to be holding on to Sara's breasts. Knuckles notices this, and thinks Tails did it on purpose."

OK, was that really on purpose? TAILS WAS ROLLING DOWN THE HILL FOR CELESTIA'S SAKES!

Knuckles: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!

YOU WERE NOT INVITED! * Knuckles*

Tails: You didn't have to do that.

Oh right. Luckiest man in the Mobius

Tails: HEY! WHY DID YOU JUS- *sees the list above* ... *blush*

Ask the readers, not me. *goes out*

This was just to put up some humor, and how this story will be *cough* M-Rated *cough* ... You guys didn't read that.