"CABBAGES!"
Zuko grabbed his sword and gritted his teeth. This was the fifth time that insane man wokehim up! Zuko counted to ten, and took a deep breath. In. Out. In. Ou-
"CABBAGES!"
"That's it!" he snarled. He opened the door so harshly, it almost broke free from its hinges. This had to stop, for the sake of his sanity. Approaching the queer man's bedroom, he saw that he wasn't alone in his crisis.
Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Mai, Ty Lee, and even Azula were standing outside Crazy Cabbage Man-or CCM, as Zuko began to think of him-looking frustrated and very angry.
"Aren't you supposed to be in that mental health facility?" he challenged.
"Yes, but I could hear him," she pointed at the closed door,"all the way from there, so I escaped to kill him."
"Ah," said Zuko. Normally, he would have at least tried to fight her, but CCM's yelling was so bad, anyone that was going to shut him up was fine by him.
"We can't kill him!" protested Katara. "We just have to get him to stop freaking out about cabbages!"
"That's easy for you to say. You don't have super-hearing," grumbled Toph.
"Or sleep in the room right next to him," added Ty Lee. "I mean, I know I'm supposed to be cheerful and stuff, but come on!"
"CABBAGES!"
"AAAARG!" they all yelled.
"Forget about this," snapped Zuko. Using fire-bending, he burnt the door down.
"OH MY GOD! YOU BURNT ALL MY CABBAGES! NOOOOO! THIS IS TERRIBLE! MONSTROUS!"
And so, CCM kept screaming about how terrible the situation was until Azula took a tuna fish and stabbed him in the heart with it. Yet, when they returned to their bedrooms (and Azula to her mental heath facility) they felt a kind of emptiness every time someone didn't yell "CABBAGES!" at random moments, like when Katara and Aang's daughter was potty-trained.
Which is exactly what they deserved for messing with the balance of the universe, and, more importantly, CABBAGES!
[AN: I dare you to say that wasn't random. I dare you.]
