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But ANYWAY, hello and welcome friends, strangers and the insane! Here we have my seven things that aren't quite drabbles, but not exactly one-shots for my friend Eightbooksand60cats' week that she made up. I can't promise that you'll like them, but…

but there isn't really a good second thing to say after that. So I guess it's time to move on.

Prompt numba one! : Stronger by Kelly Clarkson

Six years. That's how long it's been since the Avatar last visited her home, Kyoshi Island, and that's how long ago she had last seen him. Since then, she'd become a strong, fierce Kyoshi Warrior and learned to fight in a very heavy, multi-layered dress.

But now Koko was on a mission- and it was the thought of this mission that made her clench her teeth and glare and pretty much send every person who walked by into fearful shrieks.

He thinks he's so great! He thinks he left me broken!

She growled to herself while a nearby baby started bawling. She was a fighter, and she wasn't going to let him think he left her broken-hearted. No, she was going to set that jerk straight. Ducking around a corner, she easily slipped past all the security and bodyguards in front of the fancy estate using her super warrior stealth, and then paused to brace herself.

Stand strong, Koko. She took a deep breath.

And then she broke down the door.

~oOoOo~

Aang smiled sweetly at his lady-love. "Katara, I lo-"

"AVATAR AANG!"

Both heads snapped to where the door to their living room spontaneously splintered into a million little pieces.

The young Kyoshi Warrior marched straight into the room, glaring, until she was nose to nose with the completely stunned avatar, who only had time to blink and say, "Uh…" before she unleashed her wrath.

"YOU THINK YOU GOT THE BEST OF ME? YOU THINK YOU HAD THE LAST LAUGH?" She shrieked, "Well guess what? The day you left? That was just my beginning! I've got a new thing started on Kyoshi Island! Did anyone tell you that I hooked up with Foamy? WELL, I DID! Now you'll be sorry! Now you'll regret the day you left me on that island without an autograph! But guess what?!" Here she paused to take a big breath, and then blew a nice, wet raspberry in his face.

She finished with a "HMMPH!" and an "I'm watching you" gesture before turning on her heel and proceeding to march out the demolished door.

Katara numbly pulled a handkerchief from her pocket and offered it to Aang to wipe his face, saying, "What was that?"

Aang grimaced, rubbing off the remainder of Koko's spit. "I have no idea."

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