~~FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST~~
Rating: T
Title: "Poke"
Author(s): ObsidianSilversmith
Date Written: 13 January 2011
Date Published:
Theme/Summary: Ed's first try leaves Roy with bruises...((Sucky Summary))
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Ed and Roy
Genre(s): humor, friendship
Word Count: 313
Dedication: to being 18 minutes into January 13, 2011.
AN:/: Breaking News! I own-*tomato to face*-never mind.
Ed growled in frustration as his shouts failed to faze the Colonel Bastard. They'd been going at it for hours already with no signs—meaning Lt. Hawkeye wasn't there—of stopping.
"Give up Fullmetal Shrimp. I know all of your buttons." To prove his point, Mustang placed his hand to his forehead while pretending to search for his subordinate.
For once, Ed swallowed the hissy that threatened to rise. Since Roy knew all of his buttons, why didn't Ed find some of his? It'd long been thought that Roy Mustang was the unshakable force that drove men and women of the military to madness. It was about damn time that someone shake him down to their level.
"I know what's going on in that tiny little brain of yours."
Ed grinned at the nearly undetectable waver to his CO's voice."Do you now, Taisa?"
Roy Mustang's (self-proclaimed) ultimate smirk-of-doom faltered as Ed approached slowly. He always had been rather touchy about people coming to close. He had no problem touching others, just the other way around seemed to bother him.
Ed smirked wider, mimicking Mustang,s, as Roy eyed him like a lion judging for weaknesses. Panicking, Mustang tried a last ditch effort to halt the teen. "You. Are. The shortest midget. Of all time."
A vein throbbed in the Ed's forehead, but the attempt to distract him failed. Ed kept coming until he was nose to chest with the Colonel.
Then with little warning-and much stupidity for backing himself into a corner on Mustang's part-Ed's finger Touched Mustang in the stomach. Amusement filled Ed as he watched his favorite person struggle to get away from his touch. To another's eyes, it would almost seem like the Colonel was blushing.
Before Roy remembered to snap his fingers, Ed walked out leaving Havoc to deal with the murderous colonel.
"See ya Taisa!"
