Malfunction... Malfunction...

Claus sat up and giggled fully, the equipment on him shaking. A Pigmask came in.

"You okay, commander?" He asked. The commander was flopping on the floor, some sparks coming out of the machinery.

Of course, Porky called for his commander, and when he didn't come, he marched over there in his mech.

"What is going on in here?!" He yelled.

"HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!" The chimera screamed and laughed. He suddenly sat up.

"TACOS?! WHERE ARE MA TACOS!"

A few more Pigmasks came in, staring.

"I NEED MA TACOS OR IMA GONNA EXPLODE! THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES!"

He got up and ran around in circles, shouting "MA TAQUITIOS ARE BURNIN!"

He stopped and fell to the floor in a stick like way.

"HI FLOOR MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"

He then fell asleep on the floor.

Everyone stared at him for a second before leaving. He should be back to normal in a couple hours

I was bored, don't ask. If you get the references, thou shall have a cookie!