This is a tribute to Mary Sue. Does she sound familiar?
Mary Sue breezed into Dib's class one gusty autumn afternoon, and he felt his heart stop. He'd never seen any girl like this before. She had long, silver hair that seemed to always be moving. Her large eyes were a brilliant purple. She wore some kewl outift I don't really feel like describing, but it probably involved big boots somewhere.
Dib of course felt an immediate attraction to her and she gave him a mysterious smile. Zim on the other hand felt threatened by her even though he never admits to feeling threatened by ANYONE, because Mary Sue is JUST THAT KEWL. Also, she's psychic. Or an alien. I haven't decided yet. It will be revealed at the end of the story in a climax NO ONE COULD EVER SEE COMING 80 MILES AWAY. I'll drop some SUBTLE hints along the way. Anyway she believes Dib right away about Zim being an alien, I mean it's so OBVIOUS and it would be tedious to have her act like everyone else, right?
Mary Sue has a tragic past. Oh, but she can't remember it. Amnesia, you know. She feels guilty over something that wasn't her fault. She astounds the class by standing up to Ms. Bitters and everyone is shocked.
"Who IS this new girl?" The popular kids wonder. "Will she date me?" Even Gaz liked her. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT LOVE MARY SUE. YOU WILL WORSHIP HER.
She and Dib scheme together and Mary Sue sacrifices herself nobly to save Dib from Zim's evil clutches. Stupid, weak Mary Sue berates herself for falling in love with Dib so fast. Angst. Yes. She tricks Zim cleverly somehow, and escapes. No wait, Dib rescues her to create that dynamic damsel-in-distress scene. Yeah, that'll do the trick. "Dib draped Mary Sue's delicate white arm around his shoulders to support her weight and gently helped her out of Zim's lab as the alien cursed them." He needed to do this because she was wounded before, that was part of the whole angst thing. And she made some soft twittering noises Dib found oddly endearing. (HINT, HINT.)
Other stuff happens, more Mary Sue being brave and rebellious and secretive. Then there's some final showdown with Zim, and he retreats for now. Mary Sue's secret is revealed. She's half-Irken. Purple's love child with some destitute exiled princess. But Dib loves her anyway, cause he's not the kind of guy to discriminate. They team up together and will be fighting Zim in some other fic I put out that you'll all love. No. She died, I'm sorry. She died in Dib's arms and he vowed to love her forever.
Then there's my OTHER character, Mariyenna, who teams up with Zim and doesn't care he's an alien. And Dib and Zim both like her, because she's neat too. And the alien vixen-queen Xuyhrfao, (pronounced "___"), who has neat adventures in space and makes you wonder if you wandered into the sci-fi section by mistake. But you'll love her anyway.
Mary Sue breezed into Dib's class one gusty autumn afternoon, and he felt his heart stop. He'd never seen any girl like this before. She had long, silver hair that seemed to always be moving. Her large eyes were a brilliant purple. She wore some kewl outift I don't really feel like describing, but it probably involved big boots somewhere.
Dib of course felt an immediate attraction to her and she gave him a mysterious smile. Zim on the other hand felt threatened by her even though he never admits to feeling threatened by ANYONE, because Mary Sue is JUST THAT KEWL. Also, she's psychic. Or an alien. I haven't decided yet. It will be revealed at the end of the story in a climax NO ONE COULD EVER SEE COMING 80 MILES AWAY. I'll drop some SUBTLE hints along the way. Anyway she believes Dib right away about Zim being an alien, I mean it's so OBVIOUS and it would be tedious to have her act like everyone else, right?
Mary Sue has a tragic past. Oh, but she can't remember it. Amnesia, you know. She feels guilty over something that wasn't her fault. She astounds the class by standing up to Ms. Bitters and everyone is shocked.
"Who IS this new girl?" The popular kids wonder. "Will she date me?" Even Gaz liked her. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT LOVE MARY SUE. YOU WILL WORSHIP HER.
She and Dib scheme together and Mary Sue sacrifices herself nobly to save Dib from Zim's evil clutches. Stupid, weak Mary Sue berates herself for falling in love with Dib so fast. Angst. Yes. She tricks Zim cleverly somehow, and escapes. No wait, Dib rescues her to create that dynamic damsel-in-distress scene. Yeah, that'll do the trick. "Dib draped Mary Sue's delicate white arm around his shoulders to support her weight and gently helped her out of Zim's lab as the alien cursed them." He needed to do this because she was wounded before, that was part of the whole angst thing. And she made some soft twittering noises Dib found oddly endearing. (HINT, HINT.)
Other stuff happens, more Mary Sue being brave and rebellious and secretive. Then there's some final showdown with Zim, and he retreats for now. Mary Sue's secret is revealed. She's half-Irken. Purple's love child with some destitute exiled princess. But Dib loves her anyway, cause he's not the kind of guy to discriminate. They team up together and will be fighting Zim in some other fic I put out that you'll all love. No. She died, I'm sorry. She died in Dib's arms and he vowed to love her forever.
Then there's my OTHER character, Mariyenna, who teams up with Zim and doesn't care he's an alien. And Dib and Zim both like her, because she's neat too. And the alien vixen-queen Xuyhrfao, (pronounced "___"), who has neat adventures in space and makes you wonder if you wandered into the sci-fi section by mistake. But you'll love her anyway.
