XDeidara: This is a story written by my good friend Squirrel. The chapters will be very short but there will be many chapters so you don't really have to worry about them being short. Enjoy the first chapter!

Squirrel: HOKAY OMG HAI GUYS! It's me, Squirrel/Evy/whatever! I LOVE YOU! This is the story of a defective eevee! IT'S PRETTY GREAT. SO. UHM. One of mah friends helped me write it ... she came up with Todd and his French maid-ness. And a lot of the plot. KAY SO READ ON! BAI!


Meet Todd. Todd was a French maid who worked in a castle-place. He also made and sold pickles illegally for money so he could have enough to live on and stop working at the castle-place.

One day Todd was working in one of the rooms. He was dusting some bookshelves. Suddenly heard the sound of breaking glass. He walking out of the room to investigate. Todd heard the sounds coming from another room at the end of the hallway. He walked over, opened the door and saw a strange sight.

Sitting in the middle of the room, looking slightly frightened and chewing on pieces of a broken vase was an eevee with eyebrows the size of horse brushes. It was a defective eevee, and it had just broken one of the queen-woman's most precious vases.


Squirrel: A word of advice: never shout "fire" in a crowded fire.

XDeidara: And that's the first chapter. It's short i know but i gave you a heads up already! Tell us what you think of it and Squirrel will give me more to post for you. Thanks.