Summary- I was an ordinary witch in Hogwarts. Until I was pranked. Pranked by the infamous self-entitled Marauders. And more recently, Sirius Black. There was no way he was getting away with insulting me. Oh yes. I would make him pay.

Disclaimer- Of course I don't own Harry Potter. Did you think I did? I'm so flattered.

It had started off an amazing morning in the Gryffindor tower. I had woken up on time to have a bath before my dorm mates, specifically Lily Evans. She was the smartest witch in our generation. I sincerely believed that and we had been tentative friends for four years. We didn't have much in common except that I liked to read too. I wasn't as good as her in charms or potions, but I was the best in runes. And not just Ancient Runes on tombs or anything, but Battle Runes. No one in the history of the wizarding world has ever made use of Runes in battle, but I will. That has been my goal since I had heard of runes, since my second year by which I had read almost all the books in the Hogwarts library except the Restricted Section.

I'm getting off topic. Let's start with my name. My name is Castella Violet Bones, witch and younger sister of Amelia Bones, who had already graduated from Hogwarts not too long ago. I had lead a normal Hogwarts life up until that day. That day I woke up, had a wonderful bath and had then proceeded to fall asleep again, which was a regular occurrence so no one got too worried about it. When Lily left the room, she always woke me up as she always did. I dressed up properly, put my wand in my robe and went to eat. It was only as I was entering that I saw Sirius Black glancing at the door and grinning his wicked grin that meant a prank was about to be pulled. I narrowed my eyes and slowed down near the door. My eyes wandered around the frame of the huge door, seeing nothing- not that that meant anything- I walked through the door.

There was a loud sound of the dung bomb bursting right where I had stepped. My eye twitched. Dung bomb? Those boys were obsessed with those things. I blinked a few times, making sure my eyes didn't water from the disgusting smell, I heard Sirius Black snorting before the Marauders started laughing and soon half the hall was laughing. I raised my eyebrow and looked down. My robes were splaterred with different colours. I raised my hand to my face and soon enough I could feel paint on my face. I silently made my way to the Marauder's table and took out my wand. I could see people in the corner of my eyes twitching with anticipation.

Agumenti

I wordlessly summoned water and drenched Black and Potter. And before they could do more than splutter, I conjured a box of sparkles and emptied it over them. The drying charm would just make the sparkles stick to their skin, so they would have to wash themselves. I gave them a sadistic smile and sweetly spoke in the almost silent hall, "Have a good day, boys." I gracefully walked out of the hall. Of course, a slight cough had to interrupt my dramatic exit. I turned around and silently looked at Professor McGonagall. She gave a slight smile in return.

"Twenty points from Gryffindor."

When she said nothing else, I continued my less-dramatic exit. Professor McGonagall didn't give which reason she was taking the points. So either she was supporting either one of the two parties or being neutral and cutting ten for each. I huffed. Either way, I would have to go without food till Lunch. Assholes.