K.L.K- a silly oneshot made off of one of the quotes on my ridiculously long profile. here is is! another random thing from yours truly, K.L.K. I don't own Naruto. I'm thinking of doing an Inuyasha version too!
TITLE: a warning poem! Naruto edition.
TYPE: oneshot!
twenty year-old Sakura was walking down the street, with her boyfriend Shikamaru. all of a sudden, a whole truck-load of Fangirls led by Temari and Ino come running down the street.
"get away from him, Sakura! he's ours!" they all yelled.
Sakura got a smirk on her face. "I have a little poem for you. here is how it goes."
she took a deeeeeeep breath.
"I love him, O yes I do," she gave him a kiss on the cheek, getting him to blush.
"He's for me," she pointed to herself. "not for you," she shook her finger at the rabid fangirls.
"And if by chance you take my place," she cracked her knuckles in warning.
"I'll take my fist and smash your face!" with that, she punched all of the annoying fangirls and Ino and Temari clear into the far outskirts of Konoha's forest.
she turned back to the Nara. "how are you, Shika-kun?"
he smiled as he kissed his girlfriend. "good. and I love you too."
they both kissed, then in three months, they got married, and the Shikmaru fangirls disbanded and became Sasuke fangirls once more...and poor Sai, he got some too. he is currently oblivious, but he will soon find that his underwear drawer is now completely empty, due to the rabid fangirls.
K.L.K- (sweatdrop) don't ask. I hope it was good! please review!
