Author's Note:
Just waiting for something to render, and thought I'd upload another something-something for you to read. Hope you enjoy this mini fanfiction! That's right! Amazing Adventure 6 will have more than one chapter and will be its own little story! Hit it, Crisper!
Crisper: (hits is)
Ocelott was sleeping in her yellow room, in a yellow bed with yellow sheets and covers. A yellow night-light was plugged into the yellow wall, where yellow curtains covered a window that wasn't yellow.
Yellow!
There was some soft knocking at the yellow door, and Ocelott woke up. Being part-cat, she was a naturally-light sleeper! Ocelott opened up the door and lo and behold, she came face to face with Gill!
"Hi, Gill!" She greeted in her usually loud voice. It was so loud that it shook the entire house! Ghosts started flying out of the rooms and a candle floated down the hall. Ivor kicked down his door.
"SHUT UP!" He shouted. The ghosts flew away and the candle hit the floor. Ivor stamped out the fire and went back to his room, leaving Ocelott and Gill alone.
"Whaddya need?" She asked.
"I... I just need... uh..." Not procrastinating any further, Gill whipped a burlap-sack from out of nowhere and stuffed Ocelott inside. He ran down the stairs, past Axel and Magnus who were watching "The Late Night Griefing Show with Andy Griefitth". He rushed to the car and threw Ocelott into the back seat. Ocelott squirmed and writhed before Maya, who was also in the backseat, opened up the bag while Aiden backed out of the driveway.
"Blaze Rods!" Gill shouted out the window before Aiden slapped him in the back of the head.
"Uh, guys?"
"Yeah, Maya?" Aiden asked, smiling like an ocelot even though he was a Blaze Rod.
"We have a situation." She let Ocelott stick her head out of the bag, the cat-girl smiling eagerly.
"Hi, everyone!" She waved her hand before climbing into the seat and buckling up. Safety first! Aiden groaned before glaring at Gill who tried to avoid the brunette's eye-contact.
"Polyglot, I said to go grab my polyglot, Gill!" Aiden screamed at the sad Blaze Rod. "How are we gonna leave town for our official Blaze Rod business if we don't know the language these other guys speak?!" Aiden turned around to face Ocelott who smiled gleefully without a care in the world! He groaned before facing Gill. "You owe us big time, Gill."
"Sorry."
"I can speak de language!" Ocelott chided.
"No you can't." Maya argued.
"Awww, she said I can't." Ocelott pouted.
"Well, we're driving Notch knows where without a language dictionary. Any last words?" Aiden asked his loyal crew who muttered in response.
"Blaze Rods!" Ocelott shouted before using her command-block to swap places with Aiden. "Weeee!" She sang as she started careening the car down the road.
"Stop that! You're going to get us all killed, Ocelott!" Aiden bellowed before Crush the Turtle from "Finding Nemo" swam into the car by invisible means.
"Just go with the flow~!" He sang loudly before crashing out the other window and disrupting traffic alongside Ocelott who smiled with glee.
"The heck!" Maya screamed at the turtle dude or whatever. The car continued to smash through traffic without a care in the world before Gill rolled down the window, wearing big, funky glasses.
"Blaze Rods, yo!" He shouted, making gang-symbols at everyone they passed. After a few seconds, the police showed up! They were in biiiiiig trubble!
The police sirens blared!
Ocelott got scared!
Nobody cared!
Maya just glared!
The policemen, they stared.
Aiden, he glared.
Everyone flared!
Buggies brown-haired! (yeah, I just had to add a random sentence)
"STEP ON THE GAS!" Ocelott screamed before slamming her foot on the
BRAKES! HECK, YEA!
The car slammed to a stop and Gill kicked the door open. Once he jumped outside, he ripped off his shirt and started screaming, flailing his arms.
"I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL!" He wailed before the officer rolled up on them. Aiden screamed like a girl! The police-officer was Chief Reginald of the Sky City Guard!
"Tsk, tsk, tsk." He said, er, tsked as he walked up to the car, shaking his head. Aiden got out of the car, trying to look as innocent as possible.
"Is there a pr-problem, officer?" He stammered, throwing on a fake smile. Ocelott watched the whole scene, feeling guilty when Reginald glared at Aiden. Something had to be done!
Nothing a little lie wouldn't fix! (but a message to the kids: don't lie... unless of course you really, really, really need to! lol!)
"Please don't arrest my dad!" Ocelott suddenly blurted, causing Reginald to turn and face her. Then he faced Maya, who sent him an annoyed glare, then he turned back to face Aiden who had an expression on his face so shocked that you'd pay ten grande to get a picture of it! (yeah, pay up, everyone! $$$!)
Gill stopped screaming and turned to face Aiden.
"Dad?!" He shouted shockedly. Then he looked back at Ocelott, then sent an accusing glare at Maya who shook her fist at him. He shrugged it off. He had his reasons to believe in Aidaya. Don't we all? 'Course we do!
"You see him over there?" Ocelott pointed to a random dude staring at a guitar in a store. "That's Billybob Bunjee! He stares at things for a living! That's how bad my life is! And don't even get me started on Grandma! She and her board-game addiction is getting way out of hand! We barely have enough money to keep our clothes on, see?!" She pointed at the shirtless Gill to make her point. Reginald chanced Gill a stare while Gill stared back stunnedly. Ocelott burst into tears at this point. "Please, oh PLEASE don't take him away! He promised me he'd be here for my last birthday before I die of... die of..." Ocelott looked around the area before her eyes landed on a burger that someone threw away. "Rotten Hamburger Disease! The doctor said I only had ten days to live, so they're taking me with them on my last Official Blaze Rods Business! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!" She launched (read, launched) herself out of the window and into Reginald's arms, the force of her desperation knocking herself and the guard to the floor. Ocelott grabbed Reginald by the mustache, tugging desperately as her lengthy sob-story continued. "Not only that, but also I'm about to fail all of my Macadamia Nut Eatin' Academy Award Winning Macromedia Onlines! Do you realize how AWFUL that is?! Don't you know what LOVE is, Reggie?! It's true love! Please! Hybrids matter, Reggie! We do!" Ocelott stood off of Reginald, then took his hand to help him stand to his feet. She had, believe it or not, run out of overused idioms and cliche life-goals! How awesome is that?!
Reginald regarded what she had said before glancing at Aiden who looked back, his eyes glazed with disbelief. Reginald sighed.
"Fine. I'll let you go." He surrendered. Aiden piped up.
"Really?"
"HECK NO! UR ALL GOIN' TO THE SLAMMER!"
To be continued...
SLAM!
Author's Note:
Hope you enjoyed this first installment of the aBLAZEing Adventure! Come back for more to see how the Blaze Rods plus Ocelott react to their time in the slammer!
