Hakuna Matata
Disclaimer- I don't own PJO or HoO. Sadly.
This is a one-shot of Leo, Percy, and Frank singing "Hakuna Matata", from Lion King. Might add another song… depends. *shrugs*
I didn't exactly follow the right lyrics, I chopped off the ending.
This is my first fic, so I'm sorry it's so bad. Also, I don't have an editor, and I suck at doing that type of stuff, so yeah, I guess. Anyway, enjoy!
One of the last things Leo had done with his mother was to watch "The Lion King". He remembered it all, but his favorite part had to be where they sang the song "Hakuna Matata". Out of nowhere, he decided to sing the song, as he worked on polishing the controls (yet again).
The lunch bell rang. Leo stopped working, and headed towards the dining hall, all the while singing "Hakuna Matata."
He was the last to reach the table. There, Hazel and Frank were looking at another map, Piper was fussing over Jason, again, and Annabeth was trying to explain to Percy something, again. Note the "trying". Ah, just another regular day. Leo thought, all the while humming, occasionally singing lines from "Hakuna Matata".
"Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase!" Oh how I love Timon. He is my favorite character, after- ''Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze!" Percy trilled, slightly high-pitched, but still a great imitation of Pumbaa.
Leo stared at Percy, stunned. Then, he shrugged, and kept on singing, "It means no worries, for the rest of your days!" Both sang: "It's our problem-free, philosophy, Hakuna Matata!"
By now, they had attracted the attention of all the other demigods. Annabeth and Piper rolled their eyes, while Jason and Hazel stood there, confused.
Finally, Jason spoke: "Hakuna Matata?" He asked, unprepared for the disastrous consequences that this one line could have. Jason and Percy shared an elated glance. The, Percy yelled, "Yeah! It's our motto!"
Silence ensured. Then, Leo crept over to Hazel, ignoring Frank's angry glares. "What's a motto?" He "whispered". Loudly.
"Eh?" Asked Hazel, confused. "Err, I guess… um… What's a… motto?"
Leo smiled, and trilled, "Nothing-what's a motto to you?" Only Leo and Percy laughed at this joke, although Percy could've sworn that he saw a smile on Frank's face. "These two words can solve all of your problems, dude!" Percy told a confused Jason.
Leo kept on going, "That's right! Take Percy here!" Dramatic pause. "Why, when he was a young warthog…" Percy sighed. "Do I really-" "Yep." "Fine." Here, Percy had to take a huge breath. "When I was a young warthog…"
"Very nice." Leo complimented Percy. "Yeah, thanks." "He found that his aroma lacked a certain appeal. He could clean the savannah after every meal." Another sigh from Percy. "I'm a sensitive soul, even though I seem thick-skinned. And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind. And oh, the shame!" "Seem thick headed?" Annabeth sarcastically asked.
Leo huffed at the interruption, but kept on going with gusto, his words slightly muffled by his taco. "Hakuna Matata!" They cried. "What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze!"
"Hakuna Matata!" They both cried the ending, at the same time.
Jason and Hazel still looked confused, but Piper told them that it was from "The Lion King."
Frank got up, having finished his lunch. He headed towards the bedroom hallways, before turning back to the two boys. "By the way, you forgot the last Hakuna Matata."
The face on the boys was priceless. It was another full minute before Percy sputtered, "Frank is a Lion King Fan?!"
