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"I've missed you," Jerome says, staring into his lover's eyes. The green beauty before him still mystifies his mind. He keeps his eyes concentrated on the sphere-shaped object, taking large bites of it in his mind. He notices what a pretty shiny green color it is and is taken aback at how wonderful it looks. He remembers the gallons of creamed-carrot he had to eat and is repulsed. "Why couldn't I have eaten you for the contest with the American? Why..." he sighs, he's just about ready to eat it ravenously. "And I'm sorry we haven't had time to spend together...I had the stomach flu caused by that orange glob of disgustingness. But you didn't seem to care did you? I heard." He stopped and raised his eyebrows, glowering at his fair maiden before him. He tapped his fingers on the table, harmonizing it with a tsk, tsk, tsk. "I heard. I heard you cheated on me with Eddie," he screams sternly. "And don't bother telling lies to me. We're over. OVVAAH! Now it's time for you to go," he cries thunderously, glaring at his old one true love. "Bye," he whispers playfully, taking his knife and carefully plunging it into his ex, slowly cutting her in pieces. "I'll never try to date a Granny Smith ever again," he muttered, finishing his apple off, leaving the table, not being able to bear the sight. "Our love is gone."


~Jerapple BABY~

LOL, I'm sorry if that wasted your time or if you're disturbed. But I promised myself I would do another Jerome oneshot, so I decided to not do the heavy stuff about him and write a light Jerapple breakup. But if you want, check out my other story about Jerome. That's a REAL Jerome oneshot. Sorry again! But it would be nice if you reviewed!