Rainbow Philanthropy

Summary: When Lucy and Anna hear strange noises—er, groans— coming from the shower chambers, they begin to think that Spenser may have two closet homosexuals. What they didn't expect was for Reid Garwin and Tyler Simms to stumble out that door. NO SLASH.

Disclaimer: Don't own anything in story except for Anna and Lucy.

So, I got this idea from those typical scenes I saw in a lot of those crude teen movies I was watching during the weekend. I thought it would be hilarious to try it out here. Tell me what you think. I probably won't continue unless I'm urged, so leave a review.

cosmopolitan—double the sweet

The cosmopolitan is a girly drink, and the story starts off girly with our two heroines. One girl is the hard vodka; the other is the sweet cranberry.

Lucy rested her head on her free hand with a small smile on her face. While senior year was not off to such a grand start, she sensed an auspicious future full of promise. Why, you ask? Well, Lucy Abbot decided to change a new leaf. It wasn't an abrupt decision. She had decided this alteration in personality would take place during some part of her senior year. She minded as well get a head-start since school had just begun. These were the remaining months until freedom, and she wanted to finish off with a bang. She wanted to rebel. All her life, she had either been hated or loved… and since the Sons of Ipswich happened to dislike her beloved cousin, everyone leaned more towards hatred or fear.

Lucy didn't understand. She wasn't like her cousin at all. That was not to say she didn't love him. Of course she did. He always made it his personal duty to protect her since she was family. But, he always put up a front; a wall of emotions to keep everyone out so they wouldn't know the inner troubles he faced: a rich family who was always pressuring him for more. If only people could see, they would understand him more… but Aaron sure made it hard with his cocky attitude. He was an arrogant person by nature, but whenever he was in the public eye his ego seemed to increase tenfold. But, he was family and families always stuck together.

This was why she had to do this. It wasn't as if she was going to kill someone… she was just going to get the revenge she and Aaron always wanted. Naturally, she wasn't going to share this with Aaron. No doubt he would conjure up some wacky, twisted idea that would ruin her plan. No, she would do this alone.

"Eh, are you okay?" Anna Daniels, Lucy's friend, inquired.

Okay, so maybe she could get a little help. Even the strongest alcohols needed a helping hand of sweetness. Not that Anna Daniels was particularly sweet. Actually, if Anna joined in on the plan, she would probably be the vodka and Lucy would end up being the cranberry…

"Yeah, I'm good. Just a little out of it today."

"I know what you mean. This class is killing me," Anna whispered as she rolled her eyes. "Speaking of killing, I can see that Kate's passing us rather vicious looks as we speak."

"Us? I'm sorry, but we're two separate entities, dear. You can tackle this alone," Lucy grinned sheepishly with a small chuckle, "because frankly, Pogue Parry scares the living daylights out of me."

"Pussy," the blonde muttered, her lips curving into a smile.

"And guess what? I'm not afraid to admit it," the short, raven-haired girl confessed just as the bell rang. "What did you do to Tunney anyway? She's looking especially bitchy right now."

Anna sighed as she picked up her messenger back, "A little run in with her crew at Sandra's party… They were dissing Aaron and whatnot, and usually, I don't really give a rat's ass, except for the fact that they were beginning to target Taylor."

"Taylor?" Lucy frowned as they exited the class, "I guess it makes sense…but still, Taylor's been nothin' but a good influence on my cousin."

"Makes no difference…" Anna shrugged. "You wanna hit up Craig's tonight or are you still feeling sick?"

"Nah, I'm good now. I guess I can spare a night at that jackass's house. After all, it's not like Carmen and Paige are going to hang out with us," Lucy reminded her friend sardonically. Carmen and Paige had been their close friends…once upon a time ago. That was, until they became the trophy girlfriends of Tyler Simms and Reid Garwin. Because of the animosity between Aaron and the boys, Carmen and Paige tried to defer any type of contact with the girls because of Lucy's relation to Aaron. "What's with them anyway?"

"I'm sensing a bit of hostility," Anna chuckled, but her face remained serious, "but, yeah, dude, I know what you mean. We got…the shaft."

"The shaft?"

"The shaft."

"Somehow… it hurts more when you say it out loud," Lucy shivered, gagging inwardly. "I can't believe they ditched us for those douche bags."

"Don't go runnin' your mouth to them now. If you're scared of Parry, then I can only imagine what would happen if all four ganged up on you," Anna laughed as she fabricated a mental picture. "You'd shit a brick."

"Chea," Lucy nodded her head in shame. "But, who says my target was going to be Carmen and Paige?"

Anna smirked, clearly intrigued with Lucy's growing prospect. The two girls entered their dorm, flopping on their respective beds. "Okay, lay it on me."

"With pleasure," Lucy cocked a brow suggestively as she positioned herself comfortably on the bed. Resting her back against the bed post, she began to share her proposal, "It's our last year, Ans. Ten months and we're done. Why not go off with a bang?"

"God knows I like the way you think, Abbot," Anna paused, and then scratched her head nervously as she continued, "but what exactly are you planning here? Don't tell me you're targeting-"

"-the sons of Ipswich. Think about it, dude. The origin of our misery in the confines of this godforsaken school lies within them-"

"-and as poetic as that sounds, I'm going to have to pass because if you really think about it, I think your lovely cousin would be the perpetrator of that crime," Anna interrupted her friend.

"You're wrong and you know it. Just because they hate my cousin does not give them the right to fuck up our lives too. They had no right to diss Taylor, they had no right to bitch at you and they had no right to assume that I'm just like Aaron and Kira," Lucy retorted fiercely.

The blonde sighed, knowing fully well that her friend was once again correct.

"C'mon, Ann. I thought I was supposed to be the pussy," Lucy replied, taking a seat on her friend's bed.

Anna laughed, "Actually… if we go back, you'll see that Carmen was the epitome of the female eunuch, but you got granted the title when she left. Though, I have to say that her departure makes her more of a pussy than you'll ever be… and once we're done with the Ipswich boys, she'll be the biggest sorry jackass in the world when she comes running back to us."

Lucy smiled, hugging her friend, "YAY!"

"Wait…if this does happen-"

"-which it will-"

"-will we take them AKA our ex-best friends back?"

The girls stared pensively at one another for a few seconds before shrugging and calling out in unison, "Hell no."