"Doctor McCoy! Doctor McCoy!" Uhura shouted into her communicator. "Doctor McCoy!"
"What're ye doing, Lassie?" Scotty yelled back. "Yer breakin' mah eardrums."
"There was an attack on our diplomatic mission. Three people have been hurt" Uhura cried back. "We need Doctor McCoy."
"He's probably making longing puppy dog eyes at Carol again." Kirk picked up the communicator. "He's been doing that all week."
"But I thought they got together?" Sulu picked up. "He bragged about sleeping with her last week."
"Sex isn't dating." Kirk countered.
"Yes. If eet vas, Sulu and I vould be dating." Chekov agreed. Everybody got silent.
