Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. If it was, Deidara would still be alive... the idea for this story comes from one of my friends . This is my first fanfic... so please be nice and don't flame!
Itachi and Kisame were slowly making their way back from a mission in the land of Tea.
It was pouring rain, and they were absolutely soaked.
Kisame didn't mind, he was smart enough to have held on to his hat during their last battle (Itachi had thrown his off, it looked cool at the time but he was seriously regretting it now).
Though Itachi didn't show it, he was absolutely miserable. The rain was starting to come down harder, Itachi suddenly regretted the fact that the Akatsuki's cloaks had enormous collars.
"Hey Itachi, you want to stop and make camp for the night?"
"..."
Kisame turned around, only to see that Itachi's collar had completely filled up with rain. While Kisame was on the ground rolling around laughing, Itachi casually walked over and poured the contents of his collar all over Kisame.
When it rains, it pours.
