So, as you can probably tell I write whatever the hell I feel like it regardless of the fact that I have many pleading oneshot requests. Mind you, they will come out in due time. I have the NoCo oneshot for the first place winner of my oneshot contest nearly complete; I have started on the Justin/Heather oneshot that was requested, yet I am not even nearly to complete; and I have thought up concepts for the other winners for their oneshots. Anyways, regarding the story... well, honestly I never thought I would like the new characters. Sure, I was very excited to see Mike (because his voice actor was really funny at the panel I attended at FanExpo the previous summer), Anne Maria (she looked like Snookie, and I found that to be a win by itself), Sam (Face it, Harold is my absolute favourite character, and Sam and Harold have the same voice actor), and Cameron (I am a fan of Steve Urkel...). But, I was skeptical bout the new ones. I still don't like a lot of them, but I do have my favourites, who I hope to see in the next season. After watching the series so far, I have come to the conclusion that Brick and Jo are indefinably perfect for each other. Therefore, the only liable thing to do is to ship them. So, without further ado, here is the fanfiction.

In It To Win It… Nothing Else.

~Takes Place After "Runaway Model"~

Journal Entry: 345

Location: Female Rats side of the cabin; Camp Wawanakwa, Muskoka, Ontario, Canada

Campers Remaining: Eight

Chances of Making it to the Next Round: High, of course!

So, I'm a Rat now, am I? Heh, it beats being a Maggot, that's for sure! I really wish Lightning would acknowledge the fact I am a girl. I swear to God, if I hear him refer to me as man, dude, bro, or guy one more time; I will tear his mouth off and stitch it onto his ass, so the shit will be coming out of the right end! God, he's annoying! At least he's athletic, unlike the Maggots. Sucks for them, they just lost their most valuable player and got a total douche in return.

I mean, the Maggots have a fake-ass Jersey Shore reject, who wears too much makeup for her own good, with a spray on tan, a bitchy attitude and hair harder than the rock I threw at her yesterday... she's lucky I missed her face and got her arm instead. Heh, and then there's Red. She isn't at all useful in challenges; she's just too into that weird guy who likes to do impressions. I sort of feel bad for the girl; she just won't get over the fact that he's just not into her. It's her loss, really. At least he's useful in challenges.. Well, sort of. He is only useful when he decides to be Svetlana, and sometimes as Vito... don't even get me started on Chester! This guy is weird. Who I am the most happy to be leaving is Little-String-Bean-Bubble-Boy! He is the most useless, wimpy, scrawniest, weakest player in the game! I don't even know why he is still in! He was just slowing me down, now that I am a Rat, I can carry them to victory!

Now back to my team. I have some pretty strong competitors. Sure, Lightning thinks I'm a dude, but maybe I can use it as an advantage to get closer to him. Of course, that would involve me changing sides of the cabin, which would cause suspicion on my part. Besides, Brick knows fully that I am a woman. Still, I could still gain Lightning's trust, get Brick's vote, and vote Lightning off. That would leave only Brick and me. Knowing Chris, he would surely merge the teams after that... then again, who knows what sadistic, twisted event he'll come up with next...

Back to the topic of Brick. I am actually pretty happy to be on a team with him again... Not that I like him or anything! I just like competing with him. Brick seems like a well-balanced competitor, I can easily use him as a tool and beat him when we make it to the final two. Nothing else! Okay... I might be lying, if that is possible. But, I don't fall for guys. I don't let guys get in the way of winning. Especially if it is one million! I will win this!... There is just something about Brick that is different. I mean, he is a total gentleman, so getting anything off him would be easy as stealing candy from a baby; and I'd never have to fear of him taking advantage of me. But I'm so not into him. He's just another competitor, of whom I plan to manipulate. He does have a nice body, though... ugh! Why did I write that? Damn it! I used a pen! How do I erase this? Yes. I admit it! I like Brick! This is horrible! This is just like the dream I had. I won't give in! I refuse! He will not win!

I am more obligated to beat him now.

I'll eliminate Brick.

I will.

Just not now.

Maybe after a few bonfire ceremonies.

On second thought, I'll just beat him in the final two.

I'm still winning this game.

-Jo

So, how was it? R&R and you shall get multiple volumes of Slam Dunk! Thanks for reading, and I'll get to the oneshots right away! And Happy Valentine's Day, by the way.