You are RaysFire, the handsome speed runner with the hair.

You yawn a cute little yawn and shut off your pc for the night. It had been a long stream filled with lil foxes and many partially completed sunshine runs.

You sigh gruffly and climb into bed. Your sleep schedule has been all over the place. You figure 15 hours of sleep would get you back on your regular schedule.

You pause before turning off the bedside light to gaze fondly at your plushie collection. As a fan of cute things you can't help but admire your collection at times.

You switch off the light, eat your nightly packet of ketchup, and roll onto your back: like Kirby on his way to dreamland.

Luigi is smirking at your lack of clothing. This must be a lucid Mushroom Kingdom inspired apparition. Perhaps you've been playing too much sunshine… or eating too much ketchup?

You smirk before she comes out of the shadows on all-fours moving like some wounded animal… closer and closer…

She kisses your feet, brown hair pooling around your toes, before slowly looking up at you.

Daisy smiled that big smile from underneath dirty ragged hair, with those large unblinking eyes.

"Please Rays... You have to Marry me."

She grips your arm and pulls you close.

"He won't let me ground pound his bullet bill anymore, don't you understand?"

Tears rolled down her cheeks and still, she did not blink, facial expression completely passive.

"Rays... you know what you have to do... here I'll show you…"

You shake your head in disbelief, but she's already touching his suspender-clad chest while he takes of her bright yellow dress…

You're reminded of that Killers song and cannot bring yourself to cuck Luigi with Daisy.

Regardless of if they wanted you to, you (Raysfire (an extremely wholesome boy)) could not bring yourself to join their seething mass of cartoon limbs and lustful howls.

Daisy pulls out the head of a Birdo fursuit and demands eggs be thrust in her giant pink hole. It was all a little too much.

You wake up in a cold sweat.
You are Raysfire.
Daisy is not fucking Luigi, everything is fine. You sigh and quickly eat your morning ketchup packet. There's something you have to check.

You boot up Mario Party, scanning the title screen. There's Wario… Peach, Luigi, and… no.

Daisy was nowhere to be found. A chill runs down your spine. You frantically re-search the screen desperately scrabbling at your television in horror.

"Hi, I'm Daisy"

She's right behind you. You can feel her cold hand brush your naked back.

"Lick my hot slick eggs, you chubby green dinosaur fuck"

You spin around staring her dead in her dead face, and scream:

"Why me?!"

She giggles darkly.

"Cuz you beat my ass in Mario Party 4 ya punk, now help me put on the head"

And in that moment, you knew, there was no hope.

This run, was over.