chapter1: theavatar lost and found
once upon a time it was a dark and stormy night. aang and InfiniteSkye were hanging in out at the SOuthern air temple playing on giant air balls and messing with appas tail
the monks called aang inside and said "hay you're the avatar!" aang went ONO i dun wanna! hey InfiniteSkye let's go to the south pole and ride some penguins!so they went. but they got caught in the storm and appa crashed into the water and they froze into the iceberg.
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A THOUSAND YEARS LATER
Two watertribe siblings , brother and sister were out hunting when they found them frozen in an iceberg.
HolyShiht katara! there's a really hot dude and a smaller bald dude, stuck in this iceberg. waterbend him out! I think he has beef jerkey in his pants!
Okay! but only if I get some! last time you ate it all and i got nothing! Katara waterbended the strange handsome boy out. and his friend and the giant bison. who smelled like wet dog bison and stuff. InfiniteSkye stood and streched sanguinely , showing off his nice abs since his shirt only covered his pecs anyway. he did an airbending trick to dry his long blunette locks and looked like the cover of a romance novel. katara drooled. sokka was too biusy going through aang's pockets looking for jerkey.
OH HAI! aang waved sedately. u know where the penguins are? sure! they're over that snowdrift! comeon! and they all went penguin sledding. they sledded and the penguine that sokka was riding ran into an old metal firebender ship! BAM! ow!
This looks cool! aang said.
we should explore. InfiniteSky grrowled sexily. Katara soowned. his skin almost seemed to sparkle in the sunlight reflected off the snow (snowlight).
Hey guys. that's pretty rusty. we could get tetinus or something. let's just keep sledding pengins.
SHUT UP SOKKA! they all shotued in uinson.
as they walkedthrough the ship aang fell and dripped over a wire and a firework asploded in the air above them.
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'UNCLE LOOK!'
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Well i hate to say i told u so
SHUT UP SOKKA!
and then a firenationship ran into the village. and sokka ran up the plank screaming and CROWN PRINCE ZUKO kicked him in the face. everyone laughed. except zuko. who never laughed because he was so stalwart.
WHERE IS THE AVATAR! zuko said in his soft, huxky voice.
The whodawhata? sokka asked
THE AVATAR YOU STUPID BOOMERANG-USER!
InfiniteSky looked over at his best Bro Aaang and his new girlfriend and decided he would sacrifice himself for them. because he is noble like that. and that's what bros do for eachother
"i'm the avatar sexybeast!" InfiniteSkye said, zuko who had never seen such a paragon of beauty, was stunned.
"Come with me if you want to live!'
'aren't you a little short to be a crown prince?'
zuko growled but couldn't actually bring himself to be angry because he was so enthralled. he put his arm around InfiniteSkye's waist and lead him up the plank into the ship. which steamed off.
ODEAR sais aang. "we gotta go rescue him! but appa is tired so we gotta wait for him to recharge. let's ride some penguins while we wait!
okay!
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A/N: so how do u like my first chapter! dont worry therell be a great big lemon in the next one!1
