Hi! This is my first story ever (I also haven't really had to write anything like a essay in 6 years too), and I don't have any beta, so please don't destroy me if I mess up! Also can't promise a good posting schedule, I'd probably take a while between posts when uninspired. Constructive criticism is appreciated! Don't read if you aren't into gamer fics, pseudo-self inserts, and having overpowered main characters.


Somewhere, someplace, a girl died. Unfortunately for her, she didn't stay dead. This is the story of a girl, her death, and her new life.


She was dead. Over 2 decades of life, gone in a instant.

You might be wondering; how did someone so young die? Disease? A tragic accident? Something awful must had happened, for someone who was barely a adult to pass away, right?

If you thought so, you'd be wrong.

She had died in what had to be the most ridiculous, if tragic and gory, way possible.

She slipped on a banana peel.

That's right, you heard me.

What, you want to know how on earth can slipping on a banana peel kill someone off?

Well, let me tell you how.


It was February 15th, 2016. The place: Phoenix, Arizona.

It was a bright, sunny day in Phoenix. Hot, like always. A young woman was walking down the street, nervous. Why was she nervous, you ask? Well, it may sound stupid, but this girl had a phobia. What phobia, you ask? Oh, you're going to laugh so hard. Or maybe you will relate to her? She had Casadastraphobia, otherwise known as the fear of falling into the sky. A good number of people with this phobia avoid going outside most of the time. This poor soul was one of them. Anyways, back to the story.

She was walking down the road, taking deep breaths to stave off the panic. So focused on this, she did not notice someone carelessly discarding their banana peel right in the middle of the sidewalk (the litterbug). This girl ended up stepping firmly on it, but due to both the slight slipperiness of the peel and the fact her sneakers didn't have good grip, ended falling to the side. No, not the road side, this is a funny, gory death, not a common, if horrible one. No, she went to the other side.

Right into a man-made gully, normally used to keep rain off the road during the rainy season.

At the bottom on the gully, was a assortment of sticks from the trees on the other side of it, and glass (again, litterbugs.).

This girl ended up going head over teakettle into said assortment of debris, and, in a tragic mess up of fate, ended up taking a large stick directly through the eyeball. Thankfully, she was both lucky and unlucky enough that the stick was both long and hard enough to go right through her brain. She died after a few moments of pain and confusion.

Killed by a banana peel.

And so, she ended up at the crossroads of the afterlife. Thankfully for whomever is reading this, her death ended up amusing a Random Asshole God(dess (What, did you expect some all powerful being to stick to one gender? How boring.)), who decided to grant her a boon. A new life, and a new power to make her comfortable in her new home.