Anime Rant One:

Juliet: Hello people of Earth/Ganymede!

Keoko: Why Ganymede?

Juliet: It's my home planet 

Keoko: 0.o Okay…

Juliet: Anyway, I'm here to let some of everyone's favorite Yu Yu Hakusho characters have their little rants. Enjoy!

BEGIN!!!

Hiei: Okay you stupid humans. So Juliet and Hikaru introduced me to this "fanfiction" of yours and I would like to say three words. What. The. Hell. Seriously, why the hell would I ever make out with Kuwabara? Have you people not noticed the hate between him and me? Have you not noticed the fact I want to puke every time I see him? Apparently not.

Second off, these "incest fics" are nasty. YUKINA AND I ARE NOT A COUPLE AND NEVER WILL BE!!! Yukina is my sister, and despite all my efforts to stop her from knowing it, she has learned of it. Don't believe me? Watch the end of the Chapter Black/the beginning of the Three Kings sagas and you'll see what I mean. Yukina would never make out with me and I would never let her!

And these "Keoko and me" fics, god, where do I even begin? You people seriously think that just because I kidnapped her I want to fuck her? No. Fail. Wrong. I kidnapped her to lure Urameshi to me, who would bring me the artifacts who would make me supreme ruler of the worlds. And beside, she's that damn spirit detectives.

At least it's better than the ones with me and Shizuru. Like I would touch anything that was related to Kuwabaka.

Juliet: Okay Hiei, that's all the time we have for you. Next would be Kurama, be he's freakishly polite and to nice to rant about couples, other than the "manga only, special extra in the back of volume 7" couple that half the fans who know about it desperately wish were true because Kurama deserves love too! So next is Youko.

Youko: In the anime, how do they describe me? Juliet, my insane stalker, will tell you. Juliet?

Juliet: They say you're unbelievably cold hearted and ruthless.

Youko: Exactly. Hell, I went around a murdered/robbed people because I was bored. Most people would knit or something. So why the hell would I fall in love with anyone?

Juliet: Don't get me wrong, I'm as big a YoukoXHiei fan as the next girl, but Youko has a pretty solid point on this one.

Youko: Exactly. Especially not Shiori. She's basically my mom. No one modern day marries their mom! And to be honest, most of the other girls scare me. I mean, you have to be tough to put up with Yusuke and Kuwabara's shit, but not that tough. Hell, they should have kicked Kuwabara out of the tournament and had Shizuru compete. But I digress.

Yukina. Yes, she's pretty. Yes, she's sweet. Yes, she's naïve. And yes, anyone who goes out with her would get murdered by Hiei. I, being Youko, don't have to worry about that, but Yukina is a bit too sweet and naïve for me. It gets on my nerves. Besides, where I ever to fall in love, it have to be with a girl who would be able to handle watching someone die without crying.

Juliet: Thanks for reading! *glomps Youko* You know Youko, I can totally handle the sight of blood…

AN: Okay, please don't get offended by this. I'm just doing this to make a point. Some of the fanfics out there are VERY far off the mark. Ex.) Once I read a HieiXOC fic, where he fell in love with her at first sight, and it was Kuwabara's sister. Hmmm, what's wrong with that story? Anyway, I'm trying to stay as in-character as possible, but it's not the easiest thing in the world to write a ranting Hiei. Anyway, thankies! Oh, and Hikaru wanted me to put in who she was. She's my Onee-chan, and a Hiei fangirl, where I am a Youko fangirl, if you couldn't tell. So yes.