I wrote this this morning, at the kink meme.

IT IS SHORT, CRACKTASTIC, AND USUK. ENJOY~


Sometimes, the boredom at meetings just got a little too much. The Brit was actually wondering whether or not he should kill himself from the boredom. He caught a glove, waving from across Canada, holding a small note. Tapping the great north on the shoulder, the boy handed the paper to England.

Written in handwriting that only America could produce, with as sloppy as it was, England read:

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

He looked at the paper. And then at the blue eyes, watching him expectantly. Shaking his head, the bushy-browed man tried to hold his smile back.

Really, did the boy think he could wander into the Brit's territory of expertise, and WIN?

Arrogant twit...

Ripping a corner of his paper off of the handout, England wrote: One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle, and sent it to America, via the blonde in-between them.

He made America pass it over, scribbling notes form the meeting as the sound of a small snort rung over. Another paper was thrown in front of him, this time reading: You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

And so it went, back and forth.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

The room was starting to notice the exchange, the muffled laughter that followed, and the scribbled replies. Germany walked around the room, snatching the latest from England before he could pass it through Canada.

"Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready." He read aloud, blushing a red that surpassed the Brit's, after they had discovered. "VAS IST DAS?"

America turned away, chuckling. "Uh.."

"Well, you see.." England tried explaining, but Germany wouldn't hear any of it. He slung them up by their collars, kicking them out of the G20 room.

Blast it all..

Rubbing his sore arse, England heard America start the game up again. "I've been whomping my willow thinking about you." He whispered, sitting flush against the wall with the Brit.

England crossed his arms, pretending to still be mad. "Are you using the Confundus charm, or are you just naturally mind blowing?"

America leaned down, giving him a chaste kiss on the lips. "Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.."

"My love for you burns like a dying phoenix." The UK muttered, smiling.

"I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky." America quipped, leaning in to kiss the English blonde again.


I felt bad, for releasing that one earlier, when all those people are suffering in the far-off island of Japan..
Pray for Japan; work towards helping them, and all of the smaller, ignored islands (like teh Philippines and whatnot. :3)

I hope I made you all happy. Everyone needs some laughs.. |3
So stay awesome!
(~ = 7=)~