Disclaimner. Victorious and Doctor horrible both belong to other people. All I own are the original characters, including the unused hero and villain names, the plot, and a DVD of a Disney movie in the player, for later.

This is going to be short, like less then ten chapters. I hope it's fun. And for those of you who haven't seen Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog, I recommend seeing it to better understand the references. Look it up on youtube. That's where I saw it, and continue to occasionally replay the music.

I didn't include music cause I didn't want to come up with lyrics.

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"Welcome again to Doctor Deviation's semi-interactive vlog. I'm Doctor Devastation, and this is my video blog, where I let the world know whats new with me. Of course, you already knew that, or you wouldn't be watching, would you." The attractive blond in the black "Howie" Style lab coat with Red gloves and mask said. She also had some high tech-ish goggles on her head, but they weren't covering her eyes at that moment. "I want to start today by answering some of the frequently asked questions, for those of you too bovine to read the FAQ page on my site. Really people, learn to read. I swear..."

"Okay, lets start with this one." She read something off her computer, conveniently hidden just out of sight of frame. The screen showed from the waist up, and the coat did a great job of hiding her physique. "It asks 'Whats your problem with Golden Shield?' See that's what happens when people tune in and don't bother to watch the older episodes. Fact is, I don't have a problem with Golden Shield, except he's such a propaganda tool. Lets face it, no police officer is that professional. And yes, I still say he's a cop. Not just some paranormal freak hired by the LAPD. But a real to life cop. But him, the man behind that costume, I have nothing against him. I actually like the honest cops. They may try to stop me, but at least they're doing it cause that's their job. They even pretend to want to help, but lets just refer you to that vlog so you can see the whole rant. It's one of my better ones."

"But back to Golden Shield. He has to be better then any cop, because they use him in their media, so he does show respect. Not once, in all the times we've fought, has he tried to grope me. I mean, he ever tries to read me my rights, every time he beats me. One of these days he might get to keep me, thank the gods I have... Well, you don't get to know how I escape. Another thing I learned from my mentor." She shifted, just an inch, and continued.

"Oh yes, for those of you who are new to my vlog, I used to go by the name 'Horri-bella'. That's right, I was Doctor Horrible's sidekick." The blond managed to look proud, given the limited view of her face and features. "And let me tell you, that Moist guy is one epic perve. And he gets you wet every time he tries to hug you. But, that's the kinda guy Horrible is, always there for his friends, even when their just along for the ride. And all their good for is wetting everything they touch."

"Doctor Horrible was even the one who told me that if I ever wanted into the Evil League of Evil, well I'd need my own identity. As to why I chose Doctor, it's kinda cliche, but doctor does imply respect. That, plus I have a PhD. I have four, more if you count what I learned but never got the degree for. There has to be an equivalency for a super villain apprenticeship." The blond looked straight into the camera. "It means I'm smarted then you. Well, most of you. Stay in school kids."

"But back to my problem with Golden Shield. Thing is, he's my favorite hero to box, and it's not because he goes easy on me. No, I just have my problems with the GGG. You know, the 'Good Guy's Guild.' I swear, you have to be some kind of self centered narcissistic creep with the boundaries of a teenage boy to be allowed to join that group. I hear Captain Hammer was the founder. No wonder I hate fighting Captain Epic, or that handsy guy Prefect." She sighed, rolling her eyes. "I know, people claim it's because I'm the villain and they stop me from breaking the law, and while that couldn't be more true, I'm always afraid one of them is going to take me someplace to have a talk, and I'll never be able to prove they molested me. It's just a feeling."

"So anyways, many of you wanted to know about my personal life." She took a second to get comfortable, and started talking. "Lets see, my now ex boyfriend, HG, which stands for Hair guy since he has such great hair. That was for the newcomers, and yes, the names have been changed cause it's not gonna be that easy to find me. Anyways, he's so into little miss perfect, Vicky. Vicky continues to plot to take everything I built at school, my reputation, the best, um, club positions, everything, and I can't seem to stop her. Not only would giving too much away making me vulnerable to being discovered, it's against the rules." Talking a second, she refocused on the camera. "My rules."

"Little Red's still caught between her desires for Nerdboy-One, and her desires for someone capable of growing chest hairs. Nerdboy-One is still part of my group. I decided not to just bury him in the desert. Nerdboy's two and three also still walk this earth. One of these days I'm going to show them just who's the smartest. One of these days. But for now, I've got to get to class, so until next time, Peace. And I know it's ironic. That's intended."

The camera stopped, and Jade removed the wig and turned off the distorter she'd invented to shift her features ever so slightly, to better hide her identity. As the goggles and coat came off, she looked in the mirror, making last minute touche ups on her makeup. 'Time for school. Lets see what Vega steals from me today?'

A couple of hours later, Jade found herself in Sikowitz's class. The goth knew this was the one class where she could enjoy herself. It was also one of the few classes where she had to pay attention. She didn't have the luxury of already knowing the subject, usually better then the instructor ever would. But the downside was Beck was there, once again getting close to Tori, telling her how she was so much different then Jade. 'I get it, I'm negative, she's positive. Get over it.' Jade steamed as she waited for the teacher to arrive. Sikwoitz was unpredictable, and sometimes forgot to go to class.

"Um, Jade?" Tori asked.

"WHAT?" Jade shot back. 'Not in the mood, Vega. Not in the mood.'

"You know that part I was going for, in that movie?" The Latina asked.

"Let me guess, they wanted to give it too you, but you were too perfect, and they didn't want the costars feeling jealous of your overall perkiness." Jade snapped.

"Actually, they needed someone who," Lowering the tone in her voice, making it more malevolent, "Understood fear." She did the quote bit with her hands as she said that. Then she brought her voice back to normal, saying "So I recommended you."

"Wait, you recommended me for a part?" Jade asked. "I don't need your pity, Vega. I can get my own parts. In fact, I'm working on something big, right now. Just wait, you'll see, I'm gonna make everyone see."

"It wasn't pity." Tori tried. "I honestly can't think of anyone, except maybe Bad Horse, who understands fear better then you. I just thought, they need someone who can be genuinely scary, you are, it's a match made in heaven. Think about it, okay?"

"Okay everyone, lets get acting. I want each of you to be ready to act out the characters I was thinking of while stuck in traffic, and I'll let you know if you were even close." Sikowitz had arrived. "And act."

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Consider this an apology for the mistakes I've made, and for not putting an out of character warning on some of my stories. Oh yea, some characters may be out of character.

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