Arwen was walking through her house one day to go see Elrond. "Daddy! Where are you?" Arwen yelled as she walked.
"I'm not here," shouted Elrond.
"Then how come I can hear you?"
"Because I can communicate telepathically, like Galadriel," Elrond replied
"Well, Daddy-who-isn't-here, I'm going to the new store. It's called 'Cell Phones and You.'," Arwen shouted.
"Okay... WAIT! YOU CAN'T GET A CELL PHONE!"
"Daddy, do you even know what a cell phone is?"
"No, but I heard it on a soap opera. So, you can't get a phone."
"BUT DADD-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," whined Arwen.
"Fine. Get a stupid phone."
"GREAT! I'll get the one they have for $999,999," said Arwen, and then she walked out the door.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Elrond; so loud that Merry and Pippin heard him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Merry and Pippin heard a scream.
"What do you s'pose that was, Merry?"
"I dunno, Pip. What should we do today?"
"I don't know... you wanna steal some of Farmer Maggots' crops?" Pippin suggested.
"Sure," replied Merry, and they left.
