A/N: It's really funny how I got this idea :D


"NO ! PHILIPPINES IS MINE" A young and emhandsome/em Korean male scowled, grabbing Maria by the waist and hugging her tight. Maria gasped for breath, trying to gently pull away from the Korean's bear hug. "She like Korean Drama better than Japan Drama"

"eh?!" The Filipina uttered, stopping abruptly from her attempt to escape. Kiku fumed, grabbing Philippines and yanking her out from the taller Asian's grip. Her body clashed on Kiku's strong, firm chest. Philippines' heart was banging in her rib cage

"NO KOREAN DRAMA IS NO BETTER THAN JAPAN DRAMA ! BESIDES, SHE LIKES MY/ANIME BETTER THAN YOUR KOREAN DRAMA" hugging her tightly SHE an OTAKU

"ha?" a small meep was heard from the scared and confused Philippines. "What ?! Are you calling Philippines an addict ? Shame on you ! Japan and might I add !" pushing Kiku away and grabbing Maria's biceps. "SHE loves K-pop… and as I recall Japan only has Rock. " Japan's defense structure begun to crumble. He looked at Maria's puffy face. "No, Maria J-Japan has K-pop too" he muttered. The Japanese started to look desperate

"Ha- Ha ! Philippines Loves me more ! Filipinas are my biggest Fans " gloating his unannounced victory. Over which the Filipina's favors.

"Wait .. wait … WAIT" Maria shouted finally praying her way out of the two Asian's clogging. "The truth is that I … I …"
"HA! MARIA ! YOUR HERO IS HERE ! " America declared. Jumping out from behind a seemingly lone bush. Startlng everyone. The three nations stared for a second that felt like 5 minutes on how that bush got there. America swept down like Tarzan and snatched the small nation off of her feet and ran away. Leaving the two Asian's mouth agape.

"BAKA AMERICAN ! BRING MARIA BACK HERE" Japan hollered. His flag of war behind him, welding his katana upward.

"LOVE TRIANGLES ORIGINATED FROM KOREA YOU KNOW "

"TRY IF YOU CAN !" America gloated running as fast as he could, arms carrying the small confused nation. Blushing red from what just happened. "This is not going to end soon " Maria sighed.

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