Sailor Wendy
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
…...
There dipper stood...Between his sister and an army of seemingly
unstoppable gnomes. As they charged forward. Dipper braced himself ready
for the pain...ready for his limbs being torn off...but more importantly, he
was ready to take down as many of these jerks down with him as
possible!...what he wasn't ready for was- MACE SLASHER! Shouted a voice
as a strange flower popped into existence above the gnomes and immediately
crushed them! Suddenly standing before them was a girl wearing the most
ridiculous, scantily-clad outfit they'd ever seen! The girl turned to them and
smiled. "Fear not Citizens! For you and the rest of gravity falls are under the
protection of "Sailor Rigel!" The girl then gave another ridiculous pose. "For in
the name of love and justice- "Wendy what are you doing?" asked a
confused(and now very amorous) dipper. "Gakk!" Choked the shocked and
embarrassed senshi. Quickly, she composed herself. "W-wendy? I know not
this person you speak of!" She then quickly started to run off. "In fact I hear
more injustice happening that way! Bye!" She was in such a hurry that she
brushed against a small bramble shrub...Which of course immediately
destroyed all her clothes. Awesome, thought dipper. Right before mabel
quickly covered his eyes. Embarrassed, Wendy covered herself. "Are you
kidding me!? Seriously!? Who designed these stupid outfits!?" She then let out
a torrent of curses that wilted most of the nearby fauna...And made dipper more amorous...
…...
TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
also, could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on my deviantart account.
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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