Sailor Wendy

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

…...

There dipper stood...Between his sister and an army of seemingly

unstoppable gnomes. As they charged forward. Dipper braced himself ready

for the pain...ready for his limbs being torn off...but more importantly, he

was ready to take down as many of these jerks down with him as

possible!...what he wasn't ready for was- MACE SLASHER! Shouted a voice

as a strange flower popped into existence above the gnomes and immediately

crushed them! Suddenly standing before them was a girl wearing the most

ridiculous, scantily-clad outfit they'd ever seen! The girl turned to them and

smiled. "Fear not Citizens! For you and the rest of gravity falls are under the

protection of "Sailor Rigel!" The girl then gave another ridiculous pose. "For in

the name of love and justice- "Wendy what are you doing?" asked a

confused(and now very amorous) dipper. "Gakk!" Choked the shocked and

embarrassed senshi. Quickly, she composed herself. "W-wendy? I know not

this person you speak of!" She then quickly started to run off. "In fact I hear

more injustice happening that way! Bye!" She was in such a hurry that she

brushed against a small bramble shrub...Which of course immediately

destroyed all her clothes. Awesome, thought dipper. Right before mabel

quickly covered his eyes. Embarrassed, Wendy covered herself. "Are you

kidding me!? Seriously!? Who designed these stupid outfits!?" She then let out

a torrent of curses that wilted most of the nearby fauna...And made dipper more amorous...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

also, could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on my deviantart account.

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

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