Hi! WillowGlace, here once again! Yes, I have not created any stories since my last one. XD, I do hope you enjoy this one! Please read and review! :D
"Pit-stain." Dark Pit said with a growl as he was being dragged around by his lighter half. "Yes, Pittoo?" The white angel said with a bright smile on his face towards his twin. "Please tell me why you're dragging me around." He said glaring at Pit's sky blue eyes. "Because why not? We could have lots of bonding time!" He said cheerily. "Tell me Pittoo, what things do you want to do?" Pit said facing his twin. "Anything but without you." He scoffed. "Aw, Pittoo that was mean! Ooh! How about we go to a hot spring? No one, not even you can turn down a hot spring bath!" He said with his eyes sparkling. "Fine. Only because I never tried a hot spring. But don't even try touching me when we're in that spring." There was a long silence between the two angels and it was creeping Dark Pit out. Mostly since his upbeat twin was quiet and was staring at Pittoo with huge eyes and he looked offended. "What?! You never tried a hot spring before?!" Pit said over-dramatically and gasping. "Are you sure?! What did you do in your free time? Like when you had Pandora's power of flight and all." Pit questioned obviously so very surprised at his dark twin's "confession". "I did more important things than bathing, Pit." He said with a usual retort. "So you didn't bathe at all?" Pit said clueless. "No, you idiot. Of course I did. Just not a hot spring." Dark Pit argued. Of course he bathed, he wasn't gonna go around Skyworld and other parts of the Overworld smelly. Before Dark Pit could compalin anymore about how Pit was making such a big deal about it, he was being dragged around Palutena's palace once again.
Dark Pit regretted agreeing to stay with the goddess of light and his twin. Pit wouldn't stop begging him for weeks if Dark Pit didn't come and stay. Palutena, of course, deciding to push the dark angel's buttons even more by actually giving Pit the power of flight to chase Dark Pit around just to beg. This was all after Hades's defeat when Pit started to be even more annoying and wished for Dark Pit to join him and Plautena at Skyworld. Dark Pit did secretly like hanging around Pit and Palutena but just didn't want both to think of him as that. So he kept that rebellious attitude still going strong. Another e=reason because he was formally nomadic and did now own a home anywhere, except for the ancient ruins he hanged around at while Pit was trying to defeat him several times. Dark Pit even admitted it to Pit in the Chaos Vortex.
"No you, no me. We're two sides of the same coin."
He also had to repay Pit for saving his life even though he 'technically' did. Reviving Pit wasn't any repayment in Dark Pit's mentality. The door barged open as Pit pushed it open. It made a huge slamming noise. "Sorry Lady Palutena." Pit said afterwards as it seemed he was talking to himself but it was just Palutena and Pit communicating telepathically. Dark Pit said nothing and walked ahead of Pit and crossed his arms. Pit then came in running to catch up with Dark Pit after having a conversation with Palutena. They both looked at the steaming gold waters. "So, Pittoo. Are you gonna take your clothes off or-" "OKAY. One, quit calling me Pittoo, Pit-stain. Second, what is WRONG with you?!" "Well, I always bathe with my clothes on because of the Angel's Code of Conduct. Lady Palutena doesn't like bathing with her clothes on so I'm just asking." He said with a shrug at first and then gave Dark Pit a dorky smile. "..." Dark Pit stayed quiet at Pit's statement. Which he shouldn't have really asked Pit which preferences both him or Palutena use. "Uh. I'll you what! How about this time, you and me just remove our chest armor and just go with our shorts! Kinda like how humans go to the beach in that wear, except the ladies wear some weird string things." He said. "Ugh, fine. Only because that works better than being entirely naked." He said removing his armor as well as Pit.
Pit was the first one to completely removing his chest are of clothing and jumped right into the hot spring leaving a big splash that Dark Pit did not get close to. Dark Pit stepped into the hot spring as Pit was already swimming in it excitedly. Pit was right for once, as much was annoying about how great and relaxing hot springs were especially since he screamed "HOOOOOT SPRINNNNNG!" every time he saw one. It was actually soothing and relaxing as Pit described it. "Is it good? Or not? Because if it's not then-" "Pit-stain it's fine." Another long silence until Pit was literally squealing. "Reeeeeaally Pittoo?!" "Yes really." Pit smiled widely as Dark Pit gave his opinion on the hot springs. "It's it a nice time to relax. Especially with all those matches and all. Thank Palutena that Master Hand let us relax back in Skyworld!" Ever since the two including Palutena were invited to the fourth tournament of Super Smash Bros, they had matches nonstop. Even matches against each other. Pit still didn't like that one of his matches involved fighting Palutena or Dark Pit himself.
After both finished their time together at the hot springs, they got up and put their clothes back on again. "Hey Pittoo." "Yes?" "We should this another time. Buuut...Why have another time when we could just continue?! Let's go eat floor ice cream!" "I won't eat ice cream from the floor, Pit. I eat it normally, not like a buzzard." "I'm not a buzzard! Plus, every food tastes better when it's on the ground!" Pit started to drag Dark Pit all over the place again to look for snacks, Dark Pit did enjoy this time with his twin, hanging out with him was fun. He laughed quietly as he was now catching up to Pit.
Sorry it was so short, it is a one-shot afterall and I really couldn't think of anything else that could fit in this story.
