WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF: The mob talker chicks and dudes found out about fanfiction!

First, the characters from the overworld!

Steve (Player)- ILoveMining|Herobrine- I'llKillThatGuy

Cupa(Creeper princess)- KyaahItsaCat|Zero(Creeper prince)- TNTsRULECatsDROOL

Andr (Ender princess)- TeleportingHereAndThere|Andrei (Ender prince)- IHateRain

Skelly (Skeleton princess)- ILoveMyBow|Sol (Skeleton prince)- Derp derp derp

Riko (Zombie princess)- RAAAAAAAR IMA EAT UR FACE|Yaebi (Zombie prince)- NotAGirl.

Rosie (Iron golem prince)- ProtectTheVillagers|Inkie (Squid princess)- Sky why you kill us

Kittie (Cat princess)- MeowMeow

Then the Nether mobs!

Blazette(Blaze princess)- BURNSTEVEBURN

Miroro (Ghast prince)- IveGotBallsOfFire|Minana (Ghast princess)- WhiteDressRedEyes

Vicky (Pigman princess)- SNORTSNORTimapig|Hira (Wither skeleton princess)- StabStabGoesTheSword

The other mobs,yaay!

Miku (Mimic princess) -Silent4eva-|Maku(Mimic prince)-WhatSheJustSaid

Artemida (Angel princess)- FuckICan'tSleepWithWings

Keith (Sin eater prince)- KillEverything|Hailey (Sin eater princess)- IwillNotBow

WITH THAT SAID, WE CAN MOVE ON TO THE FIRST CHAPTER!


Author. KyaahItsaCat

Title: Ten reasons why to hate Hailey

Summary: I think that we all needed to know why to hate her. What a bitch -_-

Genre: None.

TEN REASONS WHY TO HATE HAILEY!

10. Her name means Hay Meadow. Does that make any sense? NOT AT ALL!

9. She's ugly. Her face makes me want to vomit.

8. She's evil! Did you see what she did to Zero? EXACTLY!

7. She likes cats!

6. One wrong step,and it's gg for you.

5. If you attack her, or something, she uses YOUR power AGAINST YOU!

4. She hates me ;-;

3. She's insane

2. She thinks I'm annoying

1. She tried to kill Steve-kun.

ILoveMining: She's really a butthole,isn't she?

Sky why you kill us: You forgot to add, SHE'S IN THE SKY ARMY?!

IwillNotBow: Three more people on the kill list! Oh, also, thanks for the energy.

IloveMyBow: U kopykat y u koym y usrnem? Bwt cpua i agere wit u

IwillNotBow: Learn how to spell then ask questions.

Killeverything: Does that mean that's one more on the kill list?

IwillNotBow: Maybe.

IloveMyBow: Beatch.

IveGotBallsOfFire: Hey guys and girls but mostly girls, what are you doing?

KyaahItsAcat: That username of yours-

IvegotBallsOfFire: Yeah,I know, it's fabulous.