A/N: Hahaha, I don't know, I just love the thought of an antisocial Derek and an awkward Styles who tries to make Derek talk. :)

Summary: Stiles and Derek engage in an awkward conversation. About feelings. And spelling. And peeing. One-shot. Fluff, I guess?

"What are you feeling right now?"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Uh, like emotions...? Um, happy, sad, bored...yeah. Cause, you know, right now, I'm really happy and shit so... How bout you?"

"Mere words cannot describe my feelings right now."

"...Um, why?"

"The human language is pitiful. We can only express the most simple of our thoughts and desires."

"...Cool?"

"Right now, I feel as light as a feather, yet heavy as concrete. I'm bright, pulsing lights on the dance floor, but I'm Beethoven's most melancholy piano piece. I'm utterly bored, yet fascinated by the simplest of things. My senses are dulled and I feel tranquilized, but I am hyperaware of all my surroundings. Is there a word for that?"

"I guess not. But maybe there is... I wouldn't know. Er, I don't have a very good memory. Once I forgot how to spell my name. And I was in seventh grade. Very sad day, that was. Also, once I forgot how to piss. There I was, standing in the bathroom, hyping myself up, and this random friggin guy walks in, stands RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I mean, come on! The whole bathroom was empty, and he chooses the urinal that's right next to mine. Anyways, he's pissing away, going to town, and I realize I forgot how to piss. I think it was the pressure of the whole situation, but I'm not really sure. But I felt like I was going to explode, and I couldn't let loose and take a leak! I couldn't remember how, my muscles or nerves or whatever were NOT collaborating. This guy next to me is like pissing for ten minutes, and it's not the healthy piss either-it's all yellow and namely bad, and I ended up locking myself in a bathroom stall and pissing in there... So I guess my point is that my memory sucks... So there might be a word for all the feelings you're feeling right now..."

"You're shaking."

"Me? Pfft. As if! It's impossible to freak me out, I'm awesome!"

"Does my presence unnerve you?"

"Ha! Nooooo..."

"..."

"... Yes."

"Humph."

"...So, uh, are you normally this... emotionally challenged?"

"Only when I'm with you."

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