Phoenix Wright: Slenderwoman
In the day time I am absent
I watch every step you take,
I listen to every word you say,
listen to every noise you make
...
Then at night... When you think your alone...
I'm always there.
You try to hide... but I find you every time.
I know where you are.
They say i'm a myth..Nothing to believe in...
Or just a figment of your imagination
...because after all...
...Tree's don't wear Dress Suits...
-Slenderwoman
Chapter 1: Something New
"(Somthing about today is off...)" I thought to myself taking a sip of coffee.
"(Everybody seems too...quiet.)" This is very odd since everyday I seem to have a headache from something (Mostly Maya and Pearls) or I am in pain from too much activity (Also from Maya and Pearls...And sometimes Edgeworth).
But today seemed way off.
Maya and Pearl were nowhere in sight, that's also odd because it's almost 90 degrees outside and if I remember well; I thought I heard her say the night before-
"I'll burn my face off if I ever go in that heat Nick! I don't want Pearly to see that!"
"Yeah mr. Nick, that's gross!" Pearl said, but the look on her face told me that she wanted to see it happen... But i just shrugged it off.
But somehow Maya caught it..somehow.
"Pearl! that hurt!" Maya huffed, she folded her arms.
"Stop reading my face (Like Cal Lightman!) Mystic Maya!"Pearl yelled, still using Maya's formal name.
"Then stop thinking mean thoughts!"
I just chuckled, watching the two Spirit Mediums Fight (In a mighty adorable way I shall add)
"(Sometimes Maya can be so cute when she's angry...)"
"Awww, thanks Nick!"
I jumped a little feeling warm arms wrap around neck in a close hug.
"(H-how did she hear that!)", I felt some heat rush to my face.
"I can see it in your face!", Maya giggled a little.
"You can't even see my face!", I said turning the chair around coming face to face with a smiling Spirit Medium.
"Well, I guess I don't have to look at your face to know.", she said touching the tip of my nose with her finger.
Just then Pearl came into the room with a half eaten burger
"Pearl! Did you eat my burger?!"
"Umm...", Pearl looked at her hand (has a burger in it) "...No"
"...I dont beli-" Maya started but I cut her off
"Hey Maya, didn't you come here in to tell me something?", I said in a rush.
She thought for a second, while tapping her finger on her chin, then she remembered.
"Ah I remember now!", She said raising her finger in the air
"I came to tell you to get your work-a-holic butt up and have some fun!"
"Yeah Mr. Nick! work-a-holly!"
"..."
"..."
"What?", Said Pearl cocking her head to the side.
"Work-a-holic, Pearls.", I said, patting her on the head
"H-hey! I knew that!" she crossed her arms and pouted, Pearls never liked being corrected.
"Of course you did Pearly" Maya rolled her eyes in a playful fashion.
"Sooo...", The older spirit medium said rocking back and forth on her heel's.
"Yes Maya...?" I asked
"Can we go to the mall with Mr. Edgeworth And..." Maya trailed off.
"*Sigh* And who?"
"...Ms. Franziska...?"
Ouch! That name is as sharp as a whip it makes you want to wince in pain from the sting it leave's behind
I remember the last time we went to the mall with Franziska... It was hectic!
It included: Whipping, Slapping, Kicking, Cars (She was driving!) and The Ambulance. And did I mention that I was the one in the ambulance!
So I thought
I was surprised she asked to with us to the mall, I thought she hated our guts.
I mentally smirked.
"(She totally likes us!)"
But throughout my inward thinking I forgot that I still had to answer Maya's question.
"Mr. Nick! snap out of it!"
She walked up and slapped me hard across the face.
"OUCH! Pearl Whyyyy!"
"So Nick? What's it gonna be?"
"Well, i'm not sure. Have you both good this week?"
"Nick! C'mon gimme a break!"
"Then i'm sorry, the answer is no."
"Please Mr. Nick! I'll be your friend!"
"(B-but didn't you just slap me!)"
But I couldn't let them down "(Even if they slapped my good side...)
So I decided to finally answer.
"...Fine! bu-", I was cut off from a hug from Maya and Pearls.
"Thank you so much Mr. Nick!"
"I knew you would say yes! There outside now!"
"Wait Wha-! (I-I'm not ready yet!)"
"C'mon Nick", Maya said grabbing me by the wrist and forcefully dragging me out of my chair.
"I-I'm not decent yet!", I said running and getting dragged behind Maya bumping into the wall breaking a few vases.
But with luck I grabbed my shoes before she dragged me out of my room.
"It's a day at the mall with men fighting over a sale at Dick Sporting Goods and work boots! You don't have to be decent!"
"Yeah Mr. Nick!"
And with that she dragged me out of the door.
