Once again, I was bored. Having immortality, magic, and the ability to transport myself to whatever universe I wanted to go to made my simple reality kinda boring. I was currently on my couch balancing a ball on my bare foot and flipping through my YouTube subscriptions.

That was when I came across the Completionests video of Five Nights At Freddys. I've heard of the game before and even watched a few people play the game, but I've never played myself. Mostly cause I don't like hardly anything to do with the horror genre as a whole, a few other reasons being I hate jump-scares and eighties animatronics were fucking disturbing to look at. Needless to say, I liked the game, never cared to play it, but enjoyed the game, especially watching people freak out.

I watched the game play enough I knew what to watch out for, simple enough, but playing a game like that quickly got boring. It was then I had a thought. What if it was real and I was the guard. I gave a maniacal grin. It was a superb idea.

I quickly got dressed and grabbed my ring and my black Nightmare Before Christmas bag that was enchanted with hammerspace. I quickly cast the spell and the very reality of time and space shifted to a rift right in front of me.

I jumped in and landed in a very cold library. Looking up and the illuminated signs I ran down the video games hallway and into the horror genre of the wing. It took a few minutes to find the right game, and when I did I frowned at the image that stood for the game, the fucking bear. Oh well. I touched it and my world turned white.

Getting the job

I found myself standing outside a quaint little pizzeria named Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. I looked around the surrounding area, nothing really interesting stood out. It didn't surprise me, all the game play was sitting in a room and shutting doors to keep murderous robots from stuffing you into a suit that would crush you to death. I went inside and it wasn't much to look at either, bright ass orange carpet, colorful walls, and the place reeked of pizza and small children, and was blasting sappy kiddy music. Yup, this was a nineties pizza parlor slash arcade alright.

I saw the blond hostess chewing gum and looking at her little flip cell phone, more then likely texting. I cleared my throat to get her attention. Her green eyes snapped up at me and she plastered this fake ass grin on her face. "Welcome to Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria ma'am, may I inquire how many in your party?" She spoke in a voice that was all to sweet to not be fake. "I'm sorry miss, but I'm not here to eat I'm afraid," her smile fell at this, "I'm actually here to inquire about the night job that was in the ad." I smiled. This time she had an odd look on her face, but it was gone as quickly as it came. "Alright then, If you'll hold on a moment I'll go grab my boss." She said the sweet and sugary voice was replaced by the sound of someone who clearly didn't want to be there.

I sat down while the hostess went to get her boss. Listening to the screams of children and the animatronic voices of the mascots. It wasn't long before she came back with her boss, the man was heavier set, he was a brunette with brown eyes, had a goofy looking mustache and worry lines on his forehead, his smile was bright and sunny. He introduced himself as Fredrick P. Fazbear, and requested I call him Freddy. I held back the urge to roll my eyes and repeated my desire to be the night guard. He asked me to follow him to his office.

His office was past the play area with Freddy and his gang playing those horrid songs. I looked up to them and could have swore they're eyes followed me to Fredrick's office. After a simple interview I was hired and asked if I could start tonight. Apparently I was the first to respond in three days and they really needed a security guard. A normal and sane person would've questioned the need for a security guard at a children's pizza parlor. I was neither of those and already knew the answer.

I asked if I could hang around until my shift started. He agreed and told me I could wear my street cloths for the first night, since they didn't have an outfit that fit me, still had to wear the security hat though. I looked at my watch and saw that I had six hours til my shift. I smirked and ordered a couple slices of pizza and a drink, stood in the back of the play place and watched the animatronic's with a smirk. I was gonna have fun tonight.