Authors Note: I just felt like starting a new story and this came to mind…

I'll most likely continue it, me being me and all… Quick! Someone tell me how to incorporate my current username into the phrase 'My Dictator Level is Over 9000'.


"What do you mean he's gone?! Where is he?!" Candace Flynn, resistance leader of 2D Danville yelled. She was absolutely furious and the other members around her shrunk back.

Gretchen gave a meek 'meap' and some other girls stood off to the side, not saying anything. It was always best to stay out of her way, especially when she was stressed out about Doofenshmirtz. But this time was different. She wasn't angry because he said something she didn't like or gloated that he was 'only' on house arrest again for the millionth time. No one really knows why the former dictator got off on only house arrest. Maybe the legal system was just stupid. They all just went with that.

Candace- when she found out about this –was in an all out, absolute, fit of rage. She argued, very loudly at that, so loud that Doofenshmirtz even heard her from where he was being held, and the girls were guarding him so they of course heard it too…

She argued that the very least the man deserved was a quick execution but they of course denied her. In her mind, they just didn't see. They didn't see the damage and lives lost because of this one man. She was out in the field, while she was witnessing this, they were either down in the factories or hiding inside. She needed to show them how evil Doofenshmirtz really was, and whenever she tried or was even close to proving it, the former dictator counter-attacked her and foiled her plan. Now, she spends her time heavily keeping both her eyes on the man and acting as his officer. She was also trying to get him in more trouble while at the same time trying to make sure he didn't cause any on his own. He had admitted that he didn't want the Tri State Area anymore but she'd have to see it to believe it. It was obvious that he was lying, right? I mean…what kind of sadistic person doesn't want to have control over an entire town? A stupid one, maybe…but she knew he had to be planning something! Her beliefs were only confirmed by what she was being told at this very moment in the multi-verse.

Milly answered meekly and innocently, shrugging "The building was empty, chief. We don't know where he is now."

The Resistance Leader immediately started demanding orders. Doofenshmirtz was not going to get off and away that easy. She was going to bust him if it was the last . thing . she . ever . DID!

"Katie and Ginger, the two of you go search the building and see if he's playing hide and seek with us. ….Adyson! Go monitor anyone and anything that looks suspicious! …Johnson, Jeremy!" Candace turned to her boyfriend. "Go monitor the DoofenChannel and see if there are any reports from our 'dear dictator'."

Jeremy saluted half-heartedly, grumbling to himself as he sat in front of the large screen. "I bet if we weren't in a resistance then she'd call me by my first name…"

"What was that soldier?"

"Nothing, uh, sir."

"Excellent." Candace nodded about to give another order "We are going to find Doofenshmirtz and bring him straight to the courts, then they'll see how twisted he is and he'll finally be busted! Finally, I will have won! He is going down! Down! Down! Down! D-O-W-N, Down!" She started laughing and the fellow members were once again concerned for the sanity of their leader. More so than ever before…

"Uh, chief?" Holly interrupted her close to maniacal laughter.

"What is it soldier?"

"Doofenshmirtz is gone, yes, but…not exactly in the way you'd think…" The dark skinned girl trailed off and then added "Or in your case, the way you'd hope."

The teen raised an eyebrow this time "You've lost me."

Holly sighed "Doofenshmirtz didn't run away, he was kidnapped."

The members- besides Holly, Candace and Jeremy -stopped following through with their orders and loud 'Ohhhhhhh's' could be heard from them.

Gretchen was last to say it "Ohhhhhh, that's completely different."

Murmurs of agreement were heard from everyone else. The Resistance Leader was not pleased and there also may have been some disappointment in her, but her glasses most of the time blocked all.

"Oh please, who would want to kidnap Doofenshmirtz? You know, unless you tape his mouth shut, then you're pretty much-"

"Chief!" Holly scolded and the teen continued.

"As I was saying…" Candace pressed on "This is probably just a set up. It's a ploy to throw us off, I know it! Just a game! He's just trying to throw us off track so we won't find him and bring him in..." She scoffed "What did he leave, anyways? A phony ransom note? What, did he trash the place too? Oh, I know!" She pretended to be excited "He broke down his own door, right? …You shouldn't be so easily fooled. The note's probably in his own handwriting."

"Actually…" Gretchen mentioned "There was no ransom note at all."

"And how would you know?" The orange haired teen asked "What, did you all go there on your break to check out this 'crime scene'"

"Yes, actually." Gretchen adjusted her glasses and Candace was taken aback.

"Where was I?"

Adyson responded this time "You were in the bathroom." She smiled sheepishly when she got a glare under the dark glasses "Uh…sir…"

"That's the last time I take a bathroom break…" Candace muttered and walked toward the exit "Come on. We're going to go take a little look at this 'crime scene'…"

The resistance members shrugged, the girls following her while Johnson, Jeremy stayed behind to keep an eye on things. He sighed muttering to himself again, alone and slouching in the spinning chair.

"I bet she'd still be in the same room with me, if Doofenshmirtz wasn't kidnapped…"


Candace stepped through the doorway, looking down at the fallen door beneath her feet. When she imagined Doofenshmirtz' little 'set up', she hadn't imagined anything quite like this. As she walked into the apartment, her pace slowed and she eventually stopped walking altogether. She took in everything around her, from the blood on the floor to the shattered glass on the floor.

The door was broken off the hinges, lying flat in the doorway. It was forced in from the outside; some speckles of blood were visible on it. The rest and majority of the blood was everywhere else. There was vomit in a particular place on the floor, blood came out when it was spewed.

A crimson pool stained the floor in front of them, some more smeared and spattered on the walls. Some decorating the shattered glass on the ground. There were definitely signs of a struggle, from the front door all the way through the main room. The red liquid trailed past the main room and into another room.

Candace silently followed the trail, leading to the bedroom. The room, too, was a mess. Blood was also on the floor, a lamp broken and covered in blood, supposedly from when someone was struck with it. The most blood was on the bed and sheets. The crimson stained the purple linens and a weapon was close by. The teen picked it up, examining it closely. It was wiped clean of any prints but the blade was still bloody.

Another pool of blood was a few feet away from the bed and the trail continued back into the main room and up to the front door. Someone was dragged from this bedroom all the way to the front door, and the trail stops there, leaving a dead end.

Candace was silent, the girl's watching her from behind and murmuring to each other. When their leader held a hand to silence them, they immediately went soundless. She stared at the knife in her hand, flipping it over where she found a carving, barely visible on the blood stained blade. She wiped some of it away to reveal the lettering.

You're Welcome.

Someone had really kidnapped Doofenshmirtz and whoever did it, connected this to her as well. This was a setup, a ploy, a game even. Doofenshmirtz didn't win.

And it didn't look like she would, either…


Who took Doof? Who do you think has all the right motives to do it? There are multiple suspects, some not even in this chapter even. Or do you think Doofenshmirtz actually set this up? Should I continue this story?

'My Dictator Level is Over 9000' is out, PEACE!