Kari: Hey everyone this is my first story up on . It is dedicated to Trish Stratis who was the guest host on Monday Night Raw. The story is a song fic set to Britney Spears' I cant get no Satisfaction.
Trish: Kari does not own anything other then the plot. Please Read and Review Flames are welcome.
Kari: Please enjoy!
Stratusfaction
Trish Stratus was walking back to the locker room after losing her eigth match in a row. She could hear the other Divas talking about her, wondering if she was losing her touch.
I cant get no satisfaction, I cant get no satisfaction
And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try I cant get no satisfaction.
'I'm trying its just no matter how hard I just cant seem to be able to beat them. Maybe I am losing my touch. Maybe I am done.' Trish thought. She had been having doubts about herself for awile now.
Oh when I'm driving in my car and that man come on and tells
me more and more about some useless information
supposed to fire my imagination, I cant get no satisfaction
Driving her rental car back to the hotel Trish turned on the Radio and some sports announcer comes on talking about athletes asnd the ways of success. He was focusing on rising star Mickie James. Trish tuned it out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey this is what I say yeah, yeah
I cant get no reaction and I try and I try and I try and I try, baby
I cant get no, I cant get no satisfaction
Oh when I'm watchin my tv,
And that girl comes on and tells me how tight my skirts should be,
But she cant tell me who to be, I've got my own identity
I cant get no, no, no, no
A week had passed and Trish was training harder then ever. Candice the current womens champ had been talking trash about on SmackDown, where candice had agreed to help one of the other divas with her match. Candice had called her everything from washed-up-has-been to a whore. So trish had called in a favor and was facing Candice in a title match.
I cant get no satisfaction, I cant get no satisfaction
I cant get no satisfaction, I cant get no satisfactio
And I try and I try and I try and I try and I try
I just can get no, ijust cant get no satisfaction I just cant get no satisfaction
"Well JR it seems everytime trish builds some momentum, candice takes her down, cover by candice and Trish kicks out at two."
"That's right Trish is really going to have to fight it out if shes goin to win the championship."
I cant get no satisfaction, I cant get no satcisfaction
Icant get no satisfaction, I cant get no satisfaction
I cant get no satisfaction, I cant get no satisfaction
I cant get no satisfaction, I cant get no…
"Stratusfaction! I don't know how she did it, but Trish won she's the new Womans Champ."
