Who wants to be a superhero?
AN- ello!!! This is my new story called, 'Who Wants To Be A Superhero?' You might have to read Potato Sack (another of my stories) to understand this but overall, it's just some stupid this that I am making up as I go along! Anyways, please read and review!!
Disclaimer- whose horrible idea was it to have to put a disclaimer on these stories? Damn you!! I don't own Twilight -sob-
Bella's POV-
As soon as my alarm clock went off, I leapt out of bed as if I'd been electrocuted, threw the alarm clock out of the suddenly open window, shoved Edward after the clock, made a mental note to buy another clock and then crammed my size 5 feet into my awesome batman slippers.
I shuffled into the bathroom at the speed of an old granny with a walking stick- shouting at innocent, non-trouble making kids who are egging her care home- and threw myself into the sink. After I had my bath in the sink and brushed my teeth in the bath, I slid down the banisters, tripped on the last step, did a roly-poly and landed in a complicated karate move in front of Edward who had let himself in from the Always Open Backdoor.
Edward stared at me for a moment with a look that clearly showed his apprehension at leaving me at home alone, armed with a pair of fluffy batman slippers, a black cape made of bin liners and an old black beanie hat with holes cut in it.
Gosh, the way he looks at me, people would think that he hasn't ever had the pleasure of seeing an eighteen year old women dressed as batman, running around with her fiancée's 'older' adoptive brother pretending she's a superhero here to save the world from mutant chocolate chip cookies and evil, kidnapping potatoes.
Then, as I magically walked through Edward's diamond hard skin and trotted in to the kitchen to get some toasted milk, I'm sure I heard Edward mutter so quietly that I think only a few people over in Zimbabwe didn't hear him, "Why am I engaged to batman?" before skipping off into the Land of Sparkly Vampires know as (drum roll), The Cullen House!!
Anyways, after toast, milk and a few drops of chocolate syrup hidden in the cupboard under the sink, I yanked the front door off its hinges, jumped onto my truck, clambered in to the vehicle through the broken sunroof and slid into my seat, starting the engine of my car, all the while humming the batman theme tune just loud enough for the civilians (of Gotham/Forks) to hear me a couple of blocks away.
As I sped down the highway at an incredible speed (35.0667 miles per year), I thought about my awesome batman-ness and how me and Emmett-the-vampire-cat were going to make a new show starting today!
It was about saving the world and making ordinary, normal potato-munching people into superheroes!
When I got to the Land of Sparkly Vampires, I saw Emmett stood outside clutching a box to his chest.
"Bella," he hissed quietly in my ear. "The camera has arrived! We can now make the show because we already have the place and lights and I bribed Mike to kidnap some random people for the live audience OMG this is going to be CRACKING!!!"
I jumped up and down with him for a bit, laughing manically for no apparent reason and it was then that I realized…THE TOILET PAPER AT HOME HAD RUN OUT!!!!!!!
AN- yo yo yo ma homies!!! How's it sound? Good, bad? Haha, I know I've already sent a story, like an hour before this one but I' d written this ages ago and felt like sending it in. anyways, please review and tell me what you think!!!
