Lemony: *shakes head* You know what Birdie Love Buttons...this is all your fault!
Wicked: *arches eyebrow* What are you going on about now, Lemony?
Lemony: *shakes fists* ITS ALL BIRDIE LOVE BUTTONS FAULT!
Awesome: What's her fault, stupid!
Lemony: She's the reason for my temporary relapse. Look, DeathsLittleBirdie our little rant on DeviantArt was the inspiration for this story, therefore I blame you.
Wicked: *rolls eyes* What a simpleton.
Awesome: *rubs temples* Lemony you realize you're blaming other people for your dumb ideas, right.
Lemony: ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU FREAKING WHORE-MONGERS!
The New Guy
Once upon a time in Karakura Town...
"GIMME THE DAMN REMOTE!"
"I WANNA WATCH DEADLY WOMEN!"
"FUCK YOU BOTH! I'M PLAYING XBOX!"
The Apato Apartments would be a nice place to live...if it weren't for the girls in apartment 13 going at each other's throats. They were arguing again which was no surprise to their neighbors, after all, these ladies fought about four or five times a day.
"GIMME THE FREAKING REMOTE YOU SLUT-MONKEY!" Lee screamed at her sister, "I WANT TO WATCH 'THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS'!"
"Oh right," Her older sister Wani replied rolling her eyes, "You would want to watch that trash. Soap Operas are silly and their plots fall flat...kind of like your novels..."
"You take that back!" Lee hissed,
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! FUCK!" The eldest sister, Adrian, shouted angrily. "I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT EITHER OF YOU SAYS! I'M PLAYING XBOX!"
There is a story to be told here and it involves these three insane sisters. Let's get to know them. We'll start with the oldest, Adrian Nobel. She was a tall girl, taller than most at 6'1, and she towered over her younger sisters. She was a muscular woman, a bi-product of her rigorous exercise regimen combined with the numerous brawls she'd been in. Adrian had wild red hair that stopped just past her shoulders that was dyed blue at the tips, a set of brooding, chocolate brown eyes, and evenly tanned skin; most likely caused by her constantly being outside playing football in the park. Now, Adrian was a tomboy if there ever was one. She liked fights, hard alcohol, video games, muscle cars, and Rap music. The redheaded older sister had a hooped nose left on her right nostril and a tattoo of a wind dragon taking up most of her right arm. She was also very good with technology, hence her occupation as Manager at a computer repair store. She attended therapy three times a week for her anger management problems. Now what really set this typical tomboy apart was her D-cup sized breasts!
Now lets talk about the middle sister. Wani Nobel was also tall, but not at as tall Adrian, however she had a full head on Lee. She was lean and narrow-shouldered with long legs and a delicate, trim build. Wani, unlike her sisters, was ghostly pale; most likely because she despised sunlight with a great intensity. She preferred to stay inside, far from the light of day, amongst her numerous books. If she wasn't reading, the middle sister was working. What was her job, you ask? Wani was a dental assistant. Shocker isn't it? She had a job where people paid her to cause pain and suffering...that sadist. Almost everything about her was black. She had long, straight black hair that flowed down her back. Her eyes were black as coals and shimmered like onyx. Wani loved silence and solitude. Cold and aloof, the middle sister could always be found locked away in her bedroom with her long nose deep in a book or her boney fingers clasped around a paint brush. Wani took pride in being mean, nasty, and generally unpleasant to be around. Although, her intelligence was profound. Wani had exactly fifteen piercings: both of her ears were pierced from top to bottom, she had belly-button ring, and a tongue ring. Finally her slender face was framed by a set of black, square reading glasses. And of course, she saw a therapist twice a week for her depression.
We get to youngest and the best-looking sister, Lee Nobel. The youngest sister was shorter than almost everyone around her. Standing at a tiny 5'3 Lee was a mini super-model. She had long, curly, luxurious bleach-blonde hair that stretched all the way down to her round, cute butt. Lee had stunning sapphire-blue eyes that sparkled when she when smiled. Lee was probably the happiest of all three them. With her bubbly personality and devilish good looks, Lee was well-liked by everyone around her (with the exception of Wani who hated everyone equally). Sexy as hell and sweet as honey, Lee had to fight the boys off with a stick. Sometimes she wouldn't fight at all, she'd let them fight over her instead. Lee wasn't tall enough to get a modeling contract like she wanted, however she found a job that paid well. She was an assistant for some big CEO at a big company. Of course Lee was hired because of her looks and not her qualifications. The blonde was eye-candy around the office when she wore a short pencil-skirt and skin-tight blouse. Especially since she had a set of perfect, firm, and tender C-cup breasts. It should have been illegal for someone to be a sexy beast like Lee. However, she saw a therapist five times a week to deal with her nymphomania.
Yes these girls all lived in apartment 13. Now, you're probably wondering "why are three girls who are so different living together". The answer to that was simple, they were all adopted sisters who choose to live together after their parents died in a car crash a year ago. Their grandfather, who paid for the apartment, wanted to keep them together so that their sisterly bond would grow stronger.
That was the opposite of what was happening.
Those girls bickered over everything, fought like cutthroats, and from time to time their altercations got psychical.
"GIMME THE DAMN REMOTE, WANI!" Lee hollered jumping up and down as her sister held the remote control high above her head.
"A gimme-gimme never gets." Wani purred relishing in her younger sibling's frustration. Just then, Adrian snuck up behind her and plucked the remote from her hand. Wani whirled around and scowled at the eldest, Adrian smirked triumphantly.
"Shorties don't get to watch TV." The redhead laughed,
"YOU AZTEC BITCH!" Lee shouted, her cheeks turned hot-red from the anger boiling inside of her.
"The term you're looking for is 'Amazon', imbecilic moron." Wani replied rolling her eyes, "Instead of watching TV maybe you should read a book. I can pick one with lots of pictures for you."
"Maybe you should bite me." Lee spat,
"Keeping talking," Wani replied, "Maybe one day you'll say something intelligent."
While those two went back and forth for a moment, Adrian took that time to settle down on the couch, plug in her XBOX and begin playing. Wani and Lee's arguing stopped when they heard the sound of video game noises on the TV. They both turned their heads to see Adrian sitting comfortably in front of the coveted television.
"Oh no she didn't..." Lee said to herself while glaring at the back of her older sister's head. "That big ol' lump of nothing just jacked the TV..."
Wani scowled. "This is unacceptable."
"Shhhh!" Adrian hissed, "Shut the hell up, I'm trying to play."
Nobody knew what happened. The couch was overturned. The TV was busted. The coffee table was smashed. A crumpled heap of female bodies all wrestled and battled around the apartment, fists were flying, hair was being pulled, and insults were being hurled.
"MORONS! YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING IDIOTS!" Wani screeched fisting a handful of Lee's hair and pulling it hard,
"MOTHERFUCKING BASTARDS!" Adrian hollered punching Wani in the gut with all her might,
"WHORE-MONGER, SLUT-MONKEY, HEFFALUMPS!" Lee screamed locking her arm around Adrian's neck and squeezing.
Before all three girls knew it they were tumbling all over the place, destroying their furniture along with their apartment.
WHAM! BAM! SMACK! CRASH! CRUNCH!
They were so engrossed in their petty fight the girls hadn't realized they were so close to the front door. It swung open as they tripped over themselves, still cursing and fighting like sailors. They fell into the hall just as someone was passing by and they landed right on top of the poor fellow.
"Ompf!"
All three girls stopped their senseless fighting long enough to look up at the unknown gentlemen. The sisters quickly stood and helped the mystery man to his feet and helped gather the huge cardboard box he was carrying. Lee was the first one to get a good look at him and her tongue nearly rolled out of her mouth onto the floor. He was tall with silver hair, a broad happy-face smile, and narrowed eyes with glints of red light. He was a regular piece of man-candy!
They all gawked at him silently.
"Sorry about that," Lee said sheepishly rubbing the back of her neck, "We got a little carried away."
"It's quite alright," He replied brushing himself off, "It's not every day a guy gets tackled by three beautiful girls."
All three sisters blushed simultaneously. Wani was especially red because of her pale skin.
"I'm Lee," The blonde chirped, sticking out her hand to shake, "And these are my sisters, Ren and Stimpy."
Adrian and Wani shot Lee a sideways glare. If looks could kill she would have been six feet under.
"My name is Wani," The middle sister said extending her hand to the silver-haired stranger, "You have my sincerest apologies for my little sister's childish behavior."
"Hi, I'm Adrian," The redhead then said taking the man's hand,
"I'm pleased to meet you all." He said, "My name is Gin. Gin Ichimaru."
"Pleased to make your acquaintance," Wani said politely, "I couldn't help but notice you were carrying a box. Did you just move into apartment 3?"
"Yes I started moving in yesterday," Gin explained, "I wish I could stay and talk, but I have to finish unpacking. I hope to see you all around. Hopefully you won't be tackling me again, but if you do I won't mind..."
The sisters giggled and blushed a little more.
After Gin bid the sisters ado they stood in the hallway staring longingly after him. Lee, of course, was thinking of all sorts of naughty things to do to the new guy. Wani found him to slightly interesting; his demeanor was very aloof and mysterious like hers. Adrian just thought the man had a nice ass.
"Now where were we?" Lee said her train of thought going back to their fight, "Oh right...GIMME THE FREAKING REMOTE!"
"I'm not worried about the remote, Lee..." Wani said still staring down the hallway and licking her lips, "I have more important things to attend to..."
"Like what?": Adrian demanded crossing her arms,
"Figuring out how I can bed that silver-haired stranger," Wani explained with a smirk, Lee and Adrian both furrowed their eyebrows.
"No way!" Lee snapped, "I saw him first!"
"Hey! Hey! Hold the fuck on, Smiley is all mine." Adrian proclaimed.
Lee and Wani looked at her and..."HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Adrian colored and scowled. "Hey! Shut up!"
"You're actually interested in someone?" Lee hooted in disbelief, "When was the last time you went on a date anyway?"
"The Year of the Rat!" Wani chimed in, the two sisters cackled and laughed at their older sibling. Adrian turned an ureal shade of red! She hated it when people laughed at her! She wasn't a clown! She wasn't here to amsue them!
"Fine!" Adrian snapped, "How about this, the first one to sleep with the new guy gets him and the TV. The losers have to be slaves to the winner...for a month."
Wani and Lee stopped laughing immediately and smirked darkly.
Lee upturned her nose; she flipped her blonde hair arrogantly and strutted back into their apartment. "You've got a deal. But let's not forget who's better at getting guys."
Wani snorted and spun on her heel, she followed Lee inside. "The same person who's better at spreading stupidity. And don't count your chickens before they catch, dear sister, I have a few tricks up my sleeve..."
Adrian stood in the hallway with her eyebrows furrowed and her jaw tight.
"What the fuck did I just do?" She thought going back into their apartment and closing the door behind her.
The war over Gin Ichimaru was coming.
Let the games begin...
Lemony: Yeeeaa, Birdie Love Buttons I blame you for this XD.
Wicked&Awesome: *glares at Lemony*
Wicked: These characters are based off us aren't they?
Lemony: *nods*
Wicked: Ok...*chases Lemony* I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO USE MY LIKENESS!
Awesome: Ummm...ok, I'm not breaking up the fight this time. As far as I'm concerned Wicked has every right to kick your ass for this one, Lemony.
Lemony: *runs like hell* HAHAHAHA! I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT MY FAULT! HA! LIKE US ON FACEBOOK AND I'LL UPDATE! also...REVIEW!
