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"Hello children!" exclaimed a young woman with long flowing brown hair wearing a long blue shirt to an unsurprisingly empty room.
"… Ummm… O.K., where are my children?" she inquired as she looked right towards me as I wore my dark blue long-sleeved shirt and my Kisuke Urahara styled hat, where as I responded reluctantly…
"Well… seeing as I haven't uploaded anything in the past six months to my fanfic account, I'd be surprised if any of my readers even remembered that I exist." I said to the confused girl, rubbing the back of my head. "But don't worry Gaia, with my help, I'm sure that you and your siblings will get the recognition that Hidekaz Himaruya neglected to give you."
"So what you're telling me that the reason that I'm here is just to boost your ratings, right?" Gaia sighed.
"Yep… That and I again couldn't find this idea anywhere on the web, y'know?" I admitted. "So how about we get you introduced to your children, huh?"
Once again Gaia sighed, but this one was quieter, as she walked off stage. "Fine, just do what you want. I'm gonna go and bug Mars."
"Alright! So without further due…" I started as a large, theater style screen lowered on the stage. "Let's get it started!"
As the reel began, a countdown showed on the screen.
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Character Bios:
Subject: Gaia (A.K.A. Earth)
Height: 4' 8"
Personality: Motherly, Loud, and more than a little chaotic. While she tries to get her children (the characters of Hetalia) to behave and be nice to each other, she does also push them to try new things and strongly desires that her children all become accepted by the rest of her siblings.
Likes: Her children getting along, water, Luna and basically everything else.
Dislikes: War, being lonely, sitting still for more than ten minutes and aliens.
Character: Gaia is, as claimed by her siblings, obnoxiously loud and they tend to wonder if she's so scared of aliens then why she sends probes and signals out to discover the universe (Doctor Who reference anyone?). There is still very little she knows about herself, like why she has one year every four years that's a day longer or why her children keep mistaking Canada for America. When she's not busy trying to keep her kids on the straight and narrow she's either hanging with Luna and Mars or picking on Pluto about his height. While she tends to be easy going and relaxed, she's always eager to try new things. One time she entered the Mrs. World Pageant as a dare from Venus and ended up, ironically, coming in third place. While she doesn't tend to think too much about something before she does it, she has proven that she is able to get through pretty much anything with a minimal amount of thinking.
"There you go Gaia. I gave an honest description about you and what your function is." I said smugly as she pulled on a tall redheaded boy wearing a red scarf and grey jacket in from off stage, followed by a younger girl with snow white hair in a ponytail wearing a yellow tee-shirt with a picture of a blue moon on it.
"Hey let me go Gaia! I can walk by myself!" the redhead said in protest to Gaia's action.
Gaia just smiled as she approached me. "Hey O.K., don't suppose that you already have Mars' character file done yet do you?"
Before I could answer a young voice broke my concentration. "Mama, have you seen Usagi anywhere? I put him down for a moment before the show started, but I can't find him anywhere." the young girl asked in a cute and innocent way.
Mars looked at the young girl in disbelief. "You really are on half lit aren't you? Didn't you leave your stuffed rat over on the table?" he rudely asked.
This made the little one angery. "Usagi is not a rat he's a bunny. An awesome bunny. An awesome bunny that makes almost as awesome dango." she ranted to the big bully before running off stage in a fit.
"Luna, don't run off on your own." Gaia cried as she chased after her little satellite.
Mars looked confused towards the direction the two girls ran off to. "What's up with them?" he wondered as he turned to me quickly. "What did you say this time punk?"
I can honestly say that this guy gets on my nerves, but I need to be patient so I can dish him during his bio. "I think that we should get you introduced to the audience, don't you?" I said as I fought back agitation.
"Whatever you say kid. Just make sure I sound good, kay." he said in an 'I didn't do anything wrong' way.
I am going to love this. I have so much dirt on this guy.
Character Bios:
Subject: Mars
Height: 5' 10"
Personality: A total grump-a-saurus to the letter. The name suits him as he is a fan of violent activities. Is usually prejudice against non-planetary species like himself.
Likes: Hot weather, Melee style weapons, Gaia and ice cream.
Dislikes: Cold weather, not being able to hit anything with a melee weapon, Venus and spicy food.
Character: The dude's a jerk in every way I can imagine. He's snarkier than a snarky tree pig (VenturianTale (look them up)), always says insensitive things, and not to mention he has the anger management skills of an erupting volcano, but for some reason, Gaia still likes the guy. I think it's because of how Mars' place can potentially support human life in its future, but I don't really see the appeal to a planet of red dust. Even though I wouldn't wish his tree pigness on my worst enemy, when he's not being such a selfish jack-ass, the dudes pretty sweet to hang around with. Like this one time when he, Gaia, Murcury and I were hanging at his place, he was hospitable even to me, so I guess he's okay… ish.
Mars looked at the screen in disbelief. "Okay-ish?"
"I could have just left it at jack-ass, y'know?" I asked him, causing him to cool off a bit.
"Well… I do have a bit of a problem with what I say. So I guess I should go appolo-"
"BIINNNG!" went a stream of shining light straight at Mars' head causing him to become unconscious.
I looked around feverishly for who ruined my crowning moment, but all I could find was a very familiar polished bell.
"Mars baby, here you are. I've been looking everywhere for you sweetie." said a tall blond wearing a white dress and a writhe on her head followed by two boys, one that was tall and bulky wearing a green shirt with noticeably short sleeves and brown hair in a buzz-cut while the other looked more intellectual than his companions with his clear glasses with a blue plastic rim, brown hair that went down to his chin yet was very well kept and a black and white striped vertically long sleeved shirt.
"Please excuse us Mrs. Keeper, but Mrs. Venus was very persistent on her desire to find Mr. Mars." said the second boy. "I am terrible sorry for interrupting your program."
I just gave a sigh. "Don't worry about it Mercury. After all..." I paused before giving a grin. "I was intending on sending for you three after the commercial break, but now that you're here, there's refreshments in the mini-fridge and a fresh batch of cookies on the table."
The muscular one's ears twitched. "What kind?" he asked in a big, deep voice.
I just smiled a little more. "There's some chocolate chip and some peanut butter that my aunt made for the show. Help..." I said before I realized that he had disappeared. "...Yourself."
Mercury sighed as he pinched the area between his eyes. "If you'll please excuse me, I have to make sure that Jupiter doesn't spoil his lunch." he said as he walked of to the refreshment were with Venus in toe dragging Mars by the collar.
"Hey Mercury, did you know that chocolate is the flavor of love?" Venus asked as they left the stage.
"Yes. But in reality it's due to the antioxidant properties found in cocoa, which in moderation can induce such a feeling."
"Oh. That's cool."
I looked off stage at the exiting group. "Now that they are off the stage, I have one more intro to do before we go to commercial, y'know?" I said as the reel began to roll again.
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Character Bio:
Subject: Luna (A.K.A. Moon)
Height: From 3' 5" to 5' 4"
Personality: A proper young lady. Polite, Sweet and as cute as a button that's got a print of a puppy and a kitten trying to occupy the same slipper.
Likes: Gaia, her toy bunny Usagi, dango and everything Gaia likes.
Dislikes: Mars, Pluto, and anything that Gaia doesn't like.
Character: As the personification of the moon, she has an deep connection with Gaia that is almost mother daughter like despite the two of them not really being related. While Luna usually acts like a child, there are a few occasions where she becomes really mature in both her personality and physical body. This is due to how the moon waxes and wanes throughout the month. On the night of a full moon, she takes the form of a beautiful adult with long silky white hair. On the night of the new moon however, she takes the form of a toddler and has nightmares about being forgotten and has to sleep with Gaia in her room to set her mind at ease. She dislikes Mars due to his close relationship to Gaia and won't let them get to close. In other words, she dislikes Mars as much as France and Britain hate each other.
"And that's all for right now, we'll bring you more characters after a brief word from our sponsors, y'know? Besides..." I said as I looked off stage. "I have to go make sure that Jupiter left me some of those cookies." I finished as I dashed off the stage towards the green room.
The following commercial is my basic representation of VenturianTale.
In the land of Venturia, there are four great heros. Each with years of experience, training and discipline.
A young man with brown hair and a blue long sleeved shirt with a yellow 'V' on it looks directly at the camera. "... You do know that you are talking about a group of people who make videos that have absolutely no rhyme or reason to them that are made by a couple of nutjobs, right?"
Join Venturian, HomelessGoomba, ImmortalKyodai, and BethanyFrye as they go on adventure through the world of Minecraft, Gmod, Roblox, and many more worlds, to either save them from the evil that is the Snarky Treepig Empire, or to watch them become completely obliterated by HomelessGoomba's inept love for TNT.
Hello everyone, this is oath-keeper95, and as you many or may not have noticed throughout this chapter, I am likely to be swarmed by a herd of angry New Mexicans after I get part three of this chapter on the air (you'll find out when I introduce Pluto). Anyways, I know I haven't been updating my stories for the past few months, but I've really been putting a lot of thought into the characters for this story, so shove it, y'know? And even after an army of angry New Mexicans are at my door with sharpened pitchforks and torches, I am very likely to continue this story for two reasons. Firstly is because I want to give the Way family (as in Milky Way) the recognition they deserve. Secondly is because I just adore this idea. I've had this story boiling my brain into ramen broth for so long that if I don't do it, than my ears will have broth poring out of my ears, nose and mouth for the next month. Now that you see it my way, in part two, I will be introducing Venus, Murcury and Jupiter into this story.
I should have the next part of this story updated in a few days if all goes as planned so until then, peace out T.V. land.
