Wild Ride

It is all Shuester's fault. If he hadn't insisted on this bonding trip to the zoo, Brittany wouldn't be lost. She is furious with everyone none of them are helping her find the tall blonde.

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Eight o'clock that morning

"Sanny will Mario be there I want feed Tomo, Phoebe, Sita and Montana." Brittany jumps up and down holding onto Santana's arm.

"No I'm sorry babe he has the day off." Santana yawns wondering yet again how her girl can have so much energy this early in the morning.

Once the entire glee club plus Ms. Pillsberry are all on the bus and seated they take off. Santana has luckily convinced her to sit in the back so she doesn't have to deal with anyone. Mike and Tina are sitting together right in front of them and across from them are Quinn and Mercedes and Santana is thankful. She can survive the four of them being around her for the two hour bus ride. Finn and Rachel are sitting in the front far away from her.

After two hours of peaceful sleep, Santana is rudely woken when her favorite pillow pulls away and her head hits the seat. Within two seconds she is being pulled off the bus. Even with them being in the back, Brittany somehow manages to get them off the bus first. Once everyone is off the bus, Mr. Shue split them off into pairs.

"Okay, Quinn you're with Kurt, Blaine with Finn, Artie with Rachel... Brittany with Mercedes and finally Santana and Mike." Mr. Shue says before running off with Ms. Pillsberry before Santana can complain.

"Mercedes trade with-" Santana starts turning around, but of course Brittany is gone.

"Q, keep your eye out for B she's off with Mercedes." Santana turns around grabbing Mike as she heads into the zoo to search for her girlfriend.

"Great, THANKS Mr. Shue!" Quinn shouts, "will never find B now. That's why Santana always is her partner no matter what even Coach Sylvester knows that." she mutters to Kurt who nods.

Everyone goes their separate ways agreeing to meet for lunch at one. Quinn says she'll inform Santana.

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Noon

"Quinn you have to help me!" Mercedes yells running up to the table.

Everyone is already there even Mr. Shue and Ms. Pillsberry, but Santana and Mike.

"Wow, Mercedes calm down what's up." Quinn calmly says.

"You all have to protect me from Santana she's going to murder me when she finds out." Mercedes ducks behind Finn and Puck.

"Hey, I'm just as scared of her as you." Puck protests.

"Why would she murder you anyway? And where is Brittany?" Finn asks looking around. Rachel slaps him.

"That's obviously why she's scared." Rachel looks at him like he is completely stupid.

"You lost Brittany, if I were you I'd make a run for it now before-" Quinn is interrupted by the arrival of Mike and Santana.

"Before what?" Santana snips.

"S, you're so right not that I didn't already know that." Quinn glares at Mr. Shue." Santana is always Brittany's partner no matter what even if they aren't in the same class." Both her and Santana glare at him.

"Mercedes you'd better search the north half of the zoo for my girl cause god help me if you don't I will cut you for losing her." Santana growls walking manically towards her. "I can't believe you let go of her hand." she whispers concern now written all over her face.

It sort of surprises Mercedes how worried Santana is it isn't like Brittany can get into that much trouble. She has never seen the Latina so concerned about anything or anyone like she is about Brittany. But it really shouldn't have shocked her, they are soul mates anyone with two eyes can see that.

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Current time: two in the afternoon

"Really Q, you're not searching for her anymore." Santana growls into her phone.

"Sorry S, but we all want to enjoy our remaining time here and it's not like she can get in that much trouble." Quinn says really bored of this conversation. "I have to go Kurt wants to go see some birds." Quinn hangs up the phone.

I can't believe that no one will help me. It's not my fault Shue split me and Britts up and no one else knows how to keep an eye on her. Don't they realize that we come up here all the time to visit my cousin and she knows how to get into the exhibits? God I'm surrounded by idiots.

Walking towards the elephant exhibit she sighs and smiles when she sees her cousins girlfriend who also works here.

"Sydney, I'm so glad to see you. You haven't seen Britt have you?" Santana asks looking around the elephants.

"Don't tell me you lost your girlfriend." Sydney sticks her hands on her hips. "I never took you as one to lose anything let alone the girl you love."

"It's not my fault our stupid glee club teacher didn't partnered us up and the person she was with lost her." Santana explains fumbling with her fingers. She is very worried and Sydney can tell.

"Where do you think she would go cause I know she's not here with the elephants I've been here all day." Sydney says her eyebrows creasing as she tries to think were the tall blonde would go. She isn't the one who normally shows them around, Mario does.

"I haven't the slightest idea. I've searched everywhere that she normally loves to go and no luck." Santana sobbing a little, but wipes the tears away. She just wants to find her girl.

Sydney wraps her arms around her. She leads her to the main gates where she can get a hold of everyone else in the zoo to see if they have seen the tall blonde. It is when they reach the entrance that she sees what must be the glee club that Santana came with.

Mr. Shue had told everyone to meet at the entrance at three and it is now three fifteen and there is no sign of Brittany. He has just spotted Santana with a female zoo keeper.

"I told you to never split Brittany and Santana." Quinn whispers walking by him.

The zoo keeper leaves Santana with Quinn who is promising to help her find Brittany.

"Um please stay back I just cleaned myself off." Ms. Pillsberry says talking a step back.

"Are you Mr. Shuester?" the zoo keeper asks before continuing. "I'm Sydney a very good friend of Santana's and I can't believe that you're not more worried about Brittany. You do know that she can get into the exhibits cause Santana brings her here all the time, Mario shows them all the animals up close."

"Oh," Mr. Shue manages to get out.

"We have to find her now!" Ms. Pillsberry starts to panic. "Everyone spread out."

"No, I can't believe I forgot wait here. Santana come, I think I know where your girl is." Sydney says dragging Santana with her.

Sydney pulls Santana to the lion exhibit and into the back. Santana sighs with relief when she sees Brittany playing with lion clubs. She runs over to her and hugs her from behind.

"I've been so worried about you, babe." Santana whispers in her ear.

Brittany turns around to face her girlfriend. "I missed you today Tana, but I couldn't stay away from all the cute animals." she kisses the Latina.

"Okay come on you two let's get you back to your group." Sydney interrupts their loving moment.

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"Repeat after me. Never ever ever," Quinn begins.

"Never ever ever," repeats the whole glee club along with Mr. Shue and Ms. Pillsberry.

"will I split up Brittany and Santana."

"will I split up Brittany and Santana," they repeat.

"again or I'll let Santana beat the shit out of me." Quinn stares them all down glaring.

"again or I'll let Santana beat the shit out of me." they say getting quieter towards the end.

Quinn runs and hugs both girls when she sees them. "Thank god you're okay B."

"Come on losers let's get back so I can gets to making lady babies with Britt Britt." Santana smirks as Brittany pulls her on the bus.

"Okay everyone sit in the front cause to use Santana's words they will be getting their mack on." Quinn laughs as everyone is frozen in place.

Everyone crams in the first five seats, but they can hear noises coming from the two Cheerios.

"Britt I think we've done a great job getting them back for not helping me find you." Santana whispers as Brittany kisses her neck.

"I'm sorry for worrying you sweetie, but you know how much I love the zoo." Brittany says between kisses.

"It's not your fault baby; it's the rest of their faults. They didn't listen." Santana explains pulling her closer to her.

"I love you Tana." Brittany whispers putting her head on the Latina's shoulder.

"I love you too Britt." Santana whispers leaning her head on the blondes falling asleep.