"Between A Rock And A Spiky Place"
Rated T for some language
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic or any of the characters. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and its characters are owned by Hasbro, and the creator of the series, Lauren Faust. Anyway, my good friend SideShow27 decided to help me out with this, so here we go everyone!
Chapter 1: The Discovery
So there was this junk sale going down somewhere in Ponyville, and of course, Spike really wanted to go, hoping that a pony or creature would be dumb enough to throw away some valuable gems he could munch on.
"I'm pretty sure they're here somewhere." Spike told Twilight as he looked around. "I can tell..."
"What exactly are you looking for again?" Twily raised her eyebrow.
"Gems, obviously." Spike said with a chuckle. "Somebody probably threw their gems out by mistake. And I'll be damned if I let some other pony get them before I do!"
Spike then raced into a pile and began digging around.
"Not there." he said and then and then ran to another side and climbed high, throwing things in back of him that were not gems.
Little did he know, the pile was about to crumble due to him taking things out supporting it.
"Spike, get down from there!" Twilight shouted at him, "Oh, I can't look!"
Spike suddenly noticed and let out a scream, about to run but the pile of junk fell on top of him and tumbled down to the ground level, causing every pony to gasp in worry and concern.
"Oh, no!" Twilight gasped, "SPIKE!"
Hesistated and scared, Twilight used her powers fiercely to get rid of all the junk that was trapping the baby dragon. She was so frightened that she feared for Spike's life.
Before she could remove the last bit covering him, Spike jumped up with excitement and cried, "I FOUND SOMETHING!"
He then began digging through it and pulled out what looked to be a big statue of a human male that looked to be like some rockstar. Of course, nobody in Ponyville knew who this guy was. Obviously, it must've been in another world. Maybe perhaps in a human world.
"Whoa," Twilight replied. "Who on earth is that?"
"I don't know." Spike said, staring at it. "Whatever it is, it looks cool."
Twilight looked at the statue more curiously, mostly focusing on the haircut.
"What in the name of Ponyville is that?" Twilight replied.
"My new toy!" Spike declared, cradling it in his hands as if it was his baby. "Well Twilight, I can get gems another day. Let's go home." and with that Spike began to walk out of the junkyard, not noticing if Twilight was following him.
Luckily for Spike, Twilight wasn't following him. But instead, the only gesture that Twilight can get from this was a raise from her eyebrow.
Instead of returning home, Spike decided to show off his new item. He saw Pinkie Pie walking by and decided to run up to her.
"Pinkie, check this out!" Spike cried, shoving the statue in her face. "It's my new toy!"
"Ooooh, did you win an award?!" Pinkie Pie replied.
"Oh yeah I did!" Spike cried hysterically. "A pike of junk fell on me and my reward was finding this cool looking guy!"
"Wow!" Pinkie Pie squealed in delight, "Look at his hair! I'm so jealous of his haircut!"
"I know right?!" Spike squealed in joy. "This is gonna be my inspiration! Nothing is gonna break this piece of gold!"
"Yeah, you're right." Pinkie Pie chuckled. "It would be so painful if hammers started falling from the sky and breaking this awesome piece of gold you got standing in your hands. I've been hearing that from conspiracy theorists. They know what they say is right!"
"Oh..." Spike said, frowning a bit in worry at that theory happening. But then his smile came back on. "Wanna celebrate the statue's arrival in my possession?" he asked excitedly.
"Sure!" Pinkie Pie nodded, "You name the place and we'll be there!"
"Hmm..." Spike placed his fingers to his chin, but couldn't think of anything. "Wanna just do it at your place?" he then asked Pinkie.
"Sugarcube Corner, here we come!" Pinkie Pie declared loudly, "And don't worry, the cherry sodas are all on the house!"
"YES!" Spike declared happily.
"I know!" Pinkie nodded, "I bet I can drink a lot more than you!"
Right there, Pinkie Pie raced off to Sugarcube Corner, leaving Spike in the dust.
"We'll see very soon!" Spike yelled after her, then ran off to go brag to somebody else.
Spike managed to wander off a good portion of Ponyville when suddenly, Rarity came walking by.
From there, the baby dragon was stopped on his tracks, taken in by Rarity's beauty and grace. Spike could feel his heart beating right out of his chest uncontrollably. He couldn't help but fall in love with her.
"Oh man..." Spike mumbled feeling lovesick at the sight of Rarity. 'She'd love to see what I got!' he thought to himself, then in a flash, Spike was in front of Rarity's path, stopping her.
"Oh hi, Rarity!" Spike said, trying to hide the fact that he was tempted by her beauty.
"Well, hello Darling!" Rarity said, greeting Spike on this tremendous day.
And then, she noticed the statue standing right in front of her.
"What a marvelous piece of beauty!" Rarity gasped in awe, "Where did you get it?"
"Oh I found it at a junkyard after a big pile of junk nearly killed me." Spike said, smiling as if nothing bad happened in that time.
"Oh, you poor baby!" Rarity said, hugging Spike tightly.
However, what Rarity didn't notice was that Spike ended up blushing at this gesture.
"Oh uhh come on..." Spike said, trying to sound macho and manly while trying to hide his embarrassment. "It's not that scary..."
"I know." Rarity nodded, "I'm just so happy that you're alive from that wreck!"
"I don't die that easily." Spike said with a grin.
After breaking off the hug, Rarity began to examine the statue much closely. She managed to examine it's hair, muscles, and manly features. He looked so precious like a supermodel, but yet, had the rough sexual intensity of a rockstar. Rarity didn't know anything about this guy, but that didn't care since he looked very handsome.
"So, who's this fellow here?" Rarity raised her eyebrow.
Spike shrugged. "Beats me." he said. "I just picked it up cause it looked so cool."
"He's definitely got some dreamy hair!" Rarity gushed at the statue's haircut.
"Ain't he a great ladies man?" Spike asked, feeling that this could win Rarity over.
"Ohhhh, he's so adorable!" Rarity squealed once again, "If only if he came alive!"
Spike then began to wonder. "What if there is a person like this that does exist?" he asked Rarity.
"Oh, if he existed, I would die happy!" Rarity squealed again.
"I bet you would." Spike said, sighing with a little disappointment that she never would react the same way about himself.
Suddenly, Rarity looked at a disappointed Spike with such concern.
"Awwww, what's the matter, Spikey-wikey?" She sighed.
"Huh?" Spike asked, snapping out of his thoughts. "Oh, nothing!" he said, trying to hide it. "Nothing at all." he then gave her a big smile to show it.
"Awwwwww, you're way too cute with that smile!" Rarity gushed at Spike.
Spike couldn't help but blush. "Well..." he said, trying to sound manly again.
"Anyway, where are you headed off to?" Rarity replied.
Spike shrugged. "Dunno." he said. "I was just going around to brag about the new toy."
"Why don't you join me at Sugarcube Corner instead?" Rarity replied to him. "Pinkie Pie's giving out free cherry sodas!"
"I know!" Spike cried in excitement. "We're throwing a party to celebrate the arrival of this guy!" he once again showed her the statue.
"I can definitely see why." Rarity smirked.
Spike giggled in response.
"Allow me to walk with you there?" Rarity said with her eyes fluttering.
"Oh yes!" Spike said in excitement. "Please."
With that said in mind, both Rarity and Spike started walking side-by-side over to Sugarcube Corner. Spike couldn't help but blush as he walked closer to his long-time crush. Needless to say that it was all that Spike had wished for.
"This is gonna be awesome!" Spike cried as he walked alongside Rarity, unable to control his fidginess around her.
Oooooh, it's gonna be interesting here! We're still getting started here, so I can't wait to see what happens in the next chapter! Until then, feedbacks are welcome!
