MR. CLEAN GOSE TO CHEURCH

By: AsianManWhoWritesStories

Once upon a time was doingg his nurmal clean dutie hwhen he noticed som ppl goin to a churh. he rlly wantd to see how mny poll he culd get tu buy his majek eraser. so wnt to da chrch to go see ief god would buy his nasty p00.

Hwen wakled insed da churc he noitcd god was on da podim and speakn to da cristan ppl in da seets. saet don neXt to al laddie and askid if she wuld buy his nice long erasr. she said "nu" so he cut hr throt opn wit his nife.

Suspens ruse as saw blud dripp from da ladee's eye soketries. G0d lokd at and sed "he was bannd forwevr from chrch". g0t sadd so he whent to g0d and rippd hs troat open too.

To thes day, wondrs why he canout go into churh anymoar.

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